his mind – this is DS Jones’s eureka! voice. ‘Jones?’ She brandishes a sheaf of papers – while she has been waiting for him to queue she has been reading the autopsy report they picked up at Fettes Avenue. Her eyes are wide, though she speaks in hushed tones. ‘Tregilgis wasn’t killed with the kukri.’ ‘What are you talking about?’ Skelgill sits down opposite her and leans over the table. DS Jones runs a finger along a line in the report. ‘It says the entry wound is consistent with a straight-edged blade at least five inches long and no thicker than an inch at its widest. It’s nothing like the shape of a kukri.’ Skelgill stares out of the window and across the road. In another eatery, a never-ending snake of sushi simultaneously circles and fattens its victims. ‘How did we miss this?’ DS Jones looks alarmed, but she holds out her hands in an appeal to common sense. ‘We’ve been dashing about like crazy, Guv – and it was a natural conclusion to jump to – a stabbed victim and a knife stolen and hidden nearby.’ Skelgill nods reluctantly. ‘We’ll need to get another search organised. It can’t be too far away.’ DS Jones is already tapping instructions into her smartphone. Skelgill raps his knuckles on the table. ‘What the hell was that kukri doing in the cistern?’ DS Jones glances up. ‘It could be a diversionary tactic, Guv – to throw us off the scent – we did call off the search as soon as it was found.’ Skelgill shakes his head ruefully. ‘So, who did it?’ ‘A female?’ ‘What?’ ‘It was in the ladies’ loo, Guv.’
20. MELANIE STARK
It has not escaped Skelgill’s eagle eye that both the Edinburgh and London offices of Goldsmith-Tregilgis & Associates are predominantly staffed with attractive females. If this has been a deliberate recruitment criterion, Melanie Stark has somehow slipped through the net. It is not that she is ugly, but by the average standard she is plain. And there is something about her pinched mouth and narrow eyes that give her a shrew-like appearance, as she sits hunched across the desk, her gaze darting hungrily from one to the other of the detectives. DS Jones is conducting the interview. ‘And when did you join the agency?’ ‘Just over six years ago.’ ‘So that makes you the second-longest-serving employee after Ms Morocco?’ Melanie Stark nods eagerly. ‘And are these company do’s a regular thing?’ ‘Oh yes, every year – sometimes twice if we’ve done particularly well.’ ‘And how did this year’s compare to previous ones?’ ‘Pretty similar – high spirits, posh nosh, unlimited free booze.’ ‘You mentioned in your statement there was some friction surrounding Mr Tregilgis.’ Melanie Stark smirks primly. ‘Julia and Krista fighting over Ivan. Miriam pretending not to notice. The usual form.’ ‘Could you elaborate?’ ‘Whenever Krista gets drunk, she gets the devil in her – and winds up Julia – by getting intimate with Ivan. He couldn’t seem to resist her. So Julia would go crazy.’ ‘Was she drunk on Saturday night – Ms Morocco?’ ‘Three sheets to the wind – but who wasn’t?’ ‘Do you recollect people dancing with various of the tribal artefacts taken from the lobby?’ ‘Yes, that was later on – a bit scary – all those masks and spears. I just had a set of tom-toms.’ ‘How about Ms Morocco?’ Melanie Stark thinks for a moment. ‘It was a head-dress – with strings of Masai beads that covered her face. I remember she shouted to me something about Lowlife.’ ‘ Lowlife ?’ 'It’s a pet name for one of our un- favourite clients. She was making stabbing motions with a dagger.’ DS Jones pauses to glance casually at her superior, but he affects not to notice. ‘Did you see anyone else with a similar knife?’ Melanie Stark shakes her head. ‘It was all a bit of a blur – and we had the