Turkey.
Sincerely yours
Hülya UYGUN
Directress i.A.
Full text of the above letter to follow.
560 No. Moorpark Rd. Apt #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
Sep 23, 1996
Customer Service Department
ACME BOOT CO.
1002 Stafford St.
Clarksville, Tenn 37040
Dear Customer Service Department:
I was referred to your company for a few special order items that I need.
Can you make a 59 inch bra? I have large breasts and was told that you can make a special bra for me. It’s a 59 A cup. Very narrow but still desirable to many. I was told you could manufacture this bra out of moccasin material. Is this true?
Also, do you manufacture the Wonder Veil as I have heard?
I know you are a shoe and moccasin company and make straw footwear and waterproof boots but I was referred to you because they said you make special order brassieres.
I also need 50 pairs of straw waterproof moccasin boots for a party I am giving. Who can I speak to about these straw moccasin boots? I think the moccasin has always been the most desirable of shoes. This party will prove it. I would prefer to have my footwear and brassiere done by the same company.
Please write and tell me the cost and how soon my order can be ready for these straw shoes and the big bra. Thank you for your time. The Acme Boot Company is the best! I will tell people that.
Sincerely,
Ted L. Nancy
Full text of the above letter to follow.
3 October 1996
Ted L. Nancy
560 N. Moorpark Rd. Apt #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
Ted Nancy,
We appreciate your interest in our company, however we only manufacture boots. We are unable to grant your request.
Again, we appreciate your interest.
Sincerely,
Customer Service
Acme Boot Company
Full text of the above letter to follow.
560 No. Moorpark Rd. Apt #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
Sep 26, 1996
Customer Service Dept.
SAN ANTONIO SPURS BASKETBALL TEAM
100 Montana St.
San Antonio, TX 78203
Dear San Antonio Spurs,
I have heard that you were changing your name to the San Antonio Paper Towels. Why? This is a very bad idea. Probably the worst idea I have ever heard. It is terrible. I have always liked the name “Spurs.”
I know the paper towel is strong and can “mop up” the opponent, but I can’t see myself saying “Go Paper Towels. Wipe the Lakers.”
I can’t remember hearing such an awful idea. It is pathetic.
Also, will you be selling San Antonio Paper Towel T-shirts? And what will they be made of? What about mugs? Give me the hours of the gift shop so I can order memorabilia? I want a T-shirt and a basketball and a paper towel holder.
I am wondering if the San Antonio Paper Towel logo will be on the full line of clothing? I want some shorts!
Please tell me this name change is not so and set my mind at ease. I am tortured. And, please give me the gift shop hours so I can order merchandise. Thank you, San Antonio Paper Towels, you are the team to beat.
Let me know about season tickets. I am going to move to San Antonio in eleven weeks for a long time.
Sincerely,
Ted L. Nancy
You’re #1 Fan
Full text of the above letter to follow.
February 24, 1997
Ted L. Nancy
560 No. Moorpark Rd. #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
Dear Mr. Nancy,
We are terribly sorry that you have not received our information regarding possible season tickets for the upcoming season. We are sending you some information regarding our season tickets for the 96-97 season, to give you an idea of the great opportunity the San Antonio Spurs can provide to our season ticket holders. This upcoming season’s information has not yet been determined and thus we can’t send you anything at this time. We will keep you in mind though, and as soon as it becomes available, we will mail it to you.
Now, in regards to our name change. I am not sure where you are getting your information, but I’m happy to inform you that the team name will continue to be “Spurs”. The “Paper Towels” is a catchy name, but I don’t think it would go over well with the
Sincerely yours
Hülya UYGUN
Directress i.A.
Full text of the above letter to follow.
560 No. Moorpark Rd. Apt #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
Sep 23, 1996
Customer Service Department
ACME BOOT CO.
1002 Stafford St.
Clarksville, Tenn 37040
Dear Customer Service Department:
I was referred to your company for a few special order items that I need.
Can you make a 59 inch bra? I have large breasts and was told that you can make a special bra for me. It’s a 59 A cup. Very narrow but still desirable to many. I was told you could manufacture this bra out of moccasin material. Is this true?
Also, do you manufacture the Wonder Veil as I have heard?
I know you are a shoe and moccasin company and make straw footwear and waterproof boots but I was referred to you because they said you make special order brassieres.
I also need 50 pairs of straw waterproof moccasin boots for a party I am giving. Who can I speak to about these straw moccasin boots? I think the moccasin has always been the most desirable of shoes. This party will prove it. I would prefer to have my footwear and brassiere done by the same company.
Please write and tell me the cost and how soon my order can be ready for these straw shoes and the big bra. Thank you for your time. The Acme Boot Company is the best! I will tell people that.
Sincerely,
Ted L. Nancy
Full text of the above letter to follow.
3 October 1996
Ted L. Nancy
560 N. Moorpark Rd. Apt #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
Ted Nancy,
We appreciate your interest in our company, however we only manufacture boots. We are unable to grant your request.
Again, we appreciate your interest.
Sincerely,
Customer Service
Acme Boot Company
Full text of the above letter to follow.
560 No. Moorpark Rd. Apt #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
Sep 26, 1996
Customer Service Dept.
SAN ANTONIO SPURS BASKETBALL TEAM
100 Montana St.
San Antonio, TX 78203
Dear San Antonio Spurs,
I have heard that you were changing your name to the San Antonio Paper Towels. Why? This is a very bad idea. Probably the worst idea I have ever heard. It is terrible. I have always liked the name “Spurs.”
I know the paper towel is strong and can “mop up” the opponent, but I can’t see myself saying “Go Paper Towels. Wipe the Lakers.”
I can’t remember hearing such an awful idea. It is pathetic.
Also, will you be selling San Antonio Paper Towel T-shirts? And what will they be made of? What about mugs? Give me the hours of the gift shop so I can order memorabilia? I want a T-shirt and a basketball and a paper towel holder.
I am wondering if the San Antonio Paper Towel logo will be on the full line of clothing? I want some shorts!
Please tell me this name change is not so and set my mind at ease. I am tortured. And, please give me the gift shop hours so I can order merchandise. Thank you, San Antonio Paper Towels, you are the team to beat.
Let me know about season tickets. I am going to move to San Antonio in eleven weeks for a long time.
Sincerely,
Ted L. Nancy
You’re #1 Fan
Full text of the above letter to follow.
February 24, 1997
Ted L. Nancy
560 No. Moorpark Rd. #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
Dear Mr. Nancy,
We are terribly sorry that you have not received our information regarding possible season tickets for the upcoming season. We are sending you some information regarding our season tickets for the 96-97 season, to give you an idea of the great opportunity the San Antonio Spurs can provide to our season ticket holders. This upcoming season’s information has not yet been determined and thus we can’t send you anything at this time. We will keep you in mind though, and as soon as it becomes available, we will mail it to you.
Now, in regards to our name change. I am not sure where you are getting your information, but I’m happy to inform you that the team name will continue to be “Spurs”. The “Paper Towels” is a catchy name, but I don’t think it would go over well with the
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