am completely painted orange. I have 2 coats of Sherwin Williams orange paint on me at all times. (Only Sherwin Williams - less gloss). I cannot be around dogs for more than an hour as they sniff me. (Bees are dangerous too).
I need a room for the evening of Mar 20, 1997. I believe that’s a Thursday.
Is it possible to get soup as soon as I check in? I would like sweet and sour cabbage soup the minute I arrive.
Please let me know if the March 20th date is good and how much the rate is? Your best room, please. I am a traveler. Thank you. And once again, I am painted orange. (Only Sherwin Williams).
Sincerely,
Ted L. Nancy
Full text of the above letter to follow.
February 26, 1997
Dear Mr. Nancy:
At this time the rate for one person on March 20, 1997 is $165.00 plus 13% tax. Guest who check in after 4:00 p.m. must guarantee reservation with a credit card prior to 4:00 p.m. on the date of arrival.
Please be advised that this hotel doesn’t permit guest to bring pets with them.
Your request for sweet and sour cabbage soup can be arranged once you have finalized your travel arrangements.
It is important that you make your reservation as soon as possible, since the rate that was quoted is subject to availability. You can call this hotel direct at (215)238-6000 or (888)345-7333 to make a reservation.
Sincerely,
Arnold W. Carrington
Reservations/Sales Agent
ONE DOCK STREET PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 19106-3996
PHONE (215)238-6000 FAX (215)922-2709
THE SHERATON SOCIETY HILL IS OWNED BY ROUSE & ASSOCIATION • SHS, A LIMITED PARTNERSHIP MANAGED BY THE SHERATON OPERATING CORPORATION AS ITS AGENT UNDER MANAGEMENT AGREEMENT
Full text of the above letter to follow.
560 No. Moorpark Rd. #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 USA
Apr 28, 1997
TURKEY TOURIST INFORMATION OFFICE
Regional Directorate
Ataturk Cad., No: 418
Alsancak
Izmir, Turkey
Dear Turkey Tourist Information Office:
I am very much interested in camel wrestling. I have seen it on cable. (TBS). That was something! Now I have my own camel who I believe can beat any camel in wrestling. My camel’s name is Andrew and he is a very good wrestler. He has already beaten a horse. He wears trunks and a cape.
Hey, are the appetizers good in Turkey? I like fried glot.
Please tell me when is the best time to come to Turkey and watch camel wrestling? I would like to travel with Andrew but I will come alone if my camel can not get a good rate from the airlines. The bus company lets him travel as a senior. He looks out the window. I have disguised him as a hairy older woman named Margaret.
I look forward to receiving information from you regarding camel wrestling. How much? Where? When? Why? All humps used? And any camel souvenirs: cups, t shirts, shorts liners. Thank you, very much.
Also, could you please tell me what airlines travels to Turkey from the USA? Thank you.
Sincerely,
Ted L. Nancy
Full text of the above letter to follow.
TED L. NANCY
560 No. Moorpark Rd. 236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 USA
Dear Ted Nancy,
We’re glad to have received your interesting letter and take the pleasure in giving you some information about the points you mentioned in your letter.
Camel Wrestling Festival takes places in the first week of January in Selçuk-Izmir. Also in another places in the area you can find till end of February Camel Wrestling organization but they are not regular in same dates. We beileve that all the camels attending this festival would be so glad to meet Andrew. This meeting would do great for the friendship between two countries as another sports festival would.
We searched the ways bring Andrew here. None of the airlines can accept Andrew. Yo should look for the ways of bringing Andrew by a ship. You’ll probably have to disguise him again as a “hairy older woman named Margaret”.
We enclose a brochure about camel wrestling, which might give you an idea. Expressing our best regards, we wish you and your camel a nice holiday in
I need a room for the evening of Mar 20, 1997. I believe that’s a Thursday.
Is it possible to get soup as soon as I check in? I would like sweet and sour cabbage soup the minute I arrive.
Please let me know if the March 20th date is good and how much the rate is? Your best room, please. I am a traveler. Thank you. And once again, I am painted orange. (Only Sherwin Williams).
Sincerely,
Ted L. Nancy
Full text of the above letter to follow.
February 26, 1997
Dear Mr. Nancy:
At this time the rate for one person on March 20, 1997 is $165.00 plus 13% tax. Guest who check in after 4:00 p.m. must guarantee reservation with a credit card prior to 4:00 p.m. on the date of arrival.
Please be advised that this hotel doesn’t permit guest to bring pets with them.
Your request for sweet and sour cabbage soup can be arranged once you have finalized your travel arrangements.
It is important that you make your reservation as soon as possible, since the rate that was quoted is subject to availability. You can call this hotel direct at (215)238-6000 or (888)345-7333 to make a reservation.
Sincerely,
Arnold W. Carrington
Reservations/Sales Agent
ONE DOCK STREET PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 19106-3996
PHONE (215)238-6000 FAX (215)922-2709
THE SHERATON SOCIETY HILL IS OWNED BY ROUSE & ASSOCIATION • SHS, A LIMITED PARTNERSHIP MANAGED BY THE SHERATON OPERATING CORPORATION AS ITS AGENT UNDER MANAGEMENT AGREEMENT
Full text of the above letter to follow.
560 No. Moorpark Rd. #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 USA
Apr 28, 1997
TURKEY TOURIST INFORMATION OFFICE
Regional Directorate
Ataturk Cad., No: 418
Alsancak
Izmir, Turkey
Dear Turkey Tourist Information Office:
I am very much interested in camel wrestling. I have seen it on cable. (TBS). That was something! Now I have my own camel who I believe can beat any camel in wrestling. My camel’s name is Andrew and he is a very good wrestler. He has already beaten a horse. He wears trunks and a cape.
Hey, are the appetizers good in Turkey? I like fried glot.
Please tell me when is the best time to come to Turkey and watch camel wrestling? I would like to travel with Andrew but I will come alone if my camel can not get a good rate from the airlines. The bus company lets him travel as a senior. He looks out the window. I have disguised him as a hairy older woman named Margaret.
I look forward to receiving information from you regarding camel wrestling. How much? Where? When? Why? All humps used? And any camel souvenirs: cups, t shirts, shorts liners. Thank you, very much.
Also, could you please tell me what airlines travels to Turkey from the USA? Thank you.
Sincerely,
Ted L. Nancy
Full text of the above letter to follow.
TED L. NANCY
560 No. Moorpark Rd. 236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 USA
Dear Ted Nancy,
We’re glad to have received your interesting letter and take the pleasure in giving you some information about the points you mentioned in your letter.
Camel Wrestling Festival takes places in the first week of January in Selçuk-Izmir. Also in another places in the area you can find till end of February Camel Wrestling organization but they are not regular in same dates. We beileve that all the camels attending this festival would be so glad to meet Andrew. This meeting would do great for the friendship between two countries as another sports festival would.
We searched the ways bring Andrew here. None of the airlines can accept Andrew. Yo should look for the ways of bringing Andrew by a ship. You’ll probably have to disguise him again as a “hairy older woman named Margaret”.
We enclose a brochure about camel wrestling, which might give you an idea. Expressing our best regards, we wish you and your camel a nice holiday in
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