animals with human feet. A few of them were very good artists. Above the couch, on the far side of the room, someone had written MANDY ROGERS PHONE HOME . Dustin followed Biesty into the party, impressed by the general ugliness of the guests. In particular, he was impressed by the girls, who looked like refugees from a nursing home. They wore granny glasses and cardigans and witchy striped stockings pulled up to their knees. He found them sexy in a way he couldnâtexplain. Contributing to this ugliness was the music, a swarm of noise and backward lyrics that made the Stooges seem like Donny and Marie.
There was a dead lobster in the middle of the floor. Dustin wondered if the music had killed it. The lobster appeared to move, infinitesimally, and he realized it was engaged in a catatonic crawl. Saddled to its back, like a rodeo rider, was a naked GI Joe, one arm raised in the air.
âWhatâs this music?â Dustin asked loudly.
âButthole Surfers, I think.â
âWow.â Heâd never heard them before, but the name had always filled him with a vague sense of awe. He felt weirdly like his father.
âI was hoping weâd get to sledgehammer some walls,â Biesty said, depressed. âSomething more aerobic.â
Dustin nodded, though actually he liked the party better the way it was. Like some wonderfully deranged kindergarten.
Biesty perked up when he spied a girl in leopard-print creepers smoking by herself in the corner, the scorched, caramelly smell of hash drifting from her direction. He sniffed his armpits and went over to greet her. Dustin roamed off to see if he could find something to drink. He bumped through a knot of skinheads with homemade tattoos, asking them if they knew where the beer was. They paid no attention to him. He found this keenly attractive. He wandered into the kitchen, which was stripped of belongings except for a tower of boxes beside the refrigerator. Leaning against the wall was a poster-sized chart showing a black couple with Afros illustrating different sexual positions. It struck Dustin as racist, but then he decided he might not be hip enough to appreciate its irony. It was easy to be liked, but it had never made anyone famous.
He nodded at a group of people sitting across the room. One of themâa wasted-looking girl racooned in black eyelinerâseemed to have a wire sticking out of her mouth. She had her head against the wall, as if she were asleep. Sitting beside her was a boy in a plaid shirt with the sleeves cut off, his arm thrown around a beautiful girl in a cowboy hat. The boy was wearing a dog tag around his neck. Dustin recognized immediately, the way you might see your own face in a dream, that heâd always wanted to be like him. The boy oozed the sort of coolnessâpredatory and smoke-wreathed and as physical as breathâDustin only felt in the garage with his guitar.
âItâs deep in the night and Iâm lost in love,â the girl with the wire sticking from her mouth said.
âPay no attention,â the boy said. âShe only speaks rock and roll.â
He introduced himself to Dustin, explaining with a straight face that his name was Breakfast. The way he said the word made it seem like the coolest name in the world. âAnd this sorry husk of a girl is Suzie, evictee.â
âWhatâs up with the wire?â Dustin asked.
âYouâll have to ask Miss Orthodontist over here.â
âIt was her idea,â the girl in the cowboy hat said. âSheâs all, âTake them off! Right now!â Then I bring out the pliers and sheâs like, âOooh, quit it, youâre hurting me.ââ
âNow Iâm gonna be twenty-two,â Suzie said. âOh my, and a boo-hoo.â
The girl in the cowboy hat scowled. âSheâs getting on my nerves.â
âYeah, Suze. Shut up or weâll rape you.â
âGoody gumdrops,â Suzie said.
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