understanding, gave Pam a kiss on the cheek and left for her own house.
âYouâre getting very dramatic at the last moment,â said Pam. âI thought you couldnât wait to get rid of me.â
âItâs a bit of both,â said Bill. He had to think very fast. How on earth was he going to do this? âMum, I donât want you to be led astray by Dad when youâre up there. You know how he gets crazy ideas?â
âWilliam OâConnell, how can you be saying this to me?â
âWell, I sâpose Dad and his mate Maggot have told you a few big stories over the years.â
âDonât mention Maggot.â
âHeâs given us a lot of grief, hasnât he? You know, the things heâs got Dad involved with.â
A tear rolled down Pamâs cheek. âYes,â she said.
Bill felt awful making his mother cry, but he pressed on. âDo you think you know everything they got up to?â
âIâll never know,â said Pam with a sob. âWhen youâve done time with someone, you share a lot of secrets. Even about ridiculous things.â
âWhat do you mean by âridiculousâ?â
âI donât suppose itâd do any harm to tell you. Your dad told me that Maggot has this obsession with putting tomato sauce over his ice-cream. The inmates teased him so badly that one day he broke down and wept. After that, your dad would help Maggot out by sneaking tomato sauce and ice-cream into his cell.â
Bill laughed and wrapped his arms around his mother. âThat just goes to show my dad has a good heart. Have a wonderful time with him, Mum.â
At that moment, Donald called out and knocked at the door. Bill picked up his mumâs bag and the three of them walked out to the nature strip. The Grubsâ colourful combi van was covered in streamers, flowers and even balloons. Mat and Crispin were standing there with Tessa, Nan, Tom, Marguerite, Aunt Victoria, Mrs Mabel Flint and Mr Herbert Riley. Uncle Len was bouncing around barking. He knew this was a special occasion.
âItâs like a wedding car!â cried Pam. âWho did this?â
âWe all did it while Bill was talking to you,â said Mat.
Pam thanked and kissed everyone. Mr Riley said, âThe best thanks we can have is for you and Troy to have a happy holiday together. Bon voyage, love!â
Pam gave Bill one last hug and kiss and stepped into the van. As the combi drove off with a stream of dust furling out behind, Bill felt a lump in his throat. But then he felt an arm around his shoulders. It was Tom. âYou look like you need a good feed, young man.â
âIâve made a big pot of pumpkin soup for everyone. And I mean everyone,â said Tessa. âCome on. We need to help Bill celebrate getting his mum away at long last.â
The group moved into the Grubsâ garden and towards the house. As Crispin, Bill and Mat led the way, Mat whispered to Bill, âAny luck?â
âI think so,â answered Bill.
âStraight after soup then,â said Crispin.
It was a noisy, happy throng around the Grubsâ kitchen table. Aunt Victoria, Nan and Mrs Flint talked about pumpkin soup recipes. Mr Riley, Donald and Tessa discussed the qualities of different species of pumpkins and the best conditions to grow them in. Tom and Marguerite tossed ideas back and forth about how to make Girl Guides more challenging. The three friends slurped their soup and then slipped off to the computer in Tomâs room.
âIâm writing this time,â said Bill. âI know how my dad writes.â
âHowâs that?â asked Crispin.
âPlain and short,â said Bill.
Maggot,
Ice-cream with tomato sauce topping.
Now tell me what your scheme is.
Iâm interested.
T.
âIce-cream and tomato sauce,â said Mat. âTriple yuk. Is that some sort of code?â
âYes and no,â said
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