shaggy that you could have knitted a child's sweater from them. He wore khakis, a green Ban Lon shirt, and a shoulder holster with gun.
"Excellent, excellent. You're right on time, Honker," said the maniac.
I had no way of knowing whether the new guy's name was, say, Bob Honker, or whether this was a nickname inspired by the size of his nose. He had an enormous nose. Once it must have been straight and proud, but time had rendered it a spongy lump, ruddy with a fine webbing of burst capillaries-the nose of a serious drinker.
Honker appeared to be sober now, but brooding and suspicious.
He scowled at me, at Lorrie, and said gruffly, "Who're the bitch and Bigfoot?"
"Hostages," the maniac explained.
"What the hell we need hostages for?"
"If something goes wrong."
"You think something'll go wrong?"
"No," the maniac said, "but they entertain me."
The second newcomer stepped away from the handcart to join the discussion. He resembled Art Garfunkel, the singer: a decadent choirboy's face, electroshocked hair.
He wore a zippered nylon windbreaker over a T-shirt, but I could see the bulk of a holster and weapon beneath it.
"Whether something goes wrong or not," he said, "we'll have to waste them."
"Of course," the maniac said.
"It'd be a shame to off the bitch without using it," said the choirboy.
More than their casual talk of murdering us, this reference to Lorrie as "it" chilled me.
Her hand gripped mine so tightly that my knuckles ached.
The maniac said, "Put her out of your mind, Crinkles. That isn't going to happen."
Whether this was the guy's legal name or nickname, you might expect someone called Crinkles either to have a well-creased face or to be wonderfully amusing. His face looked as smooth as a hard-boiled egg, and he was about as amusing as an antibiotic-resistant streptococcus infection.
To the maniac, Crinkles said, "Why's she off limits? She belong to you?"
"She belongs to nobody," our host replied with some annoyance. "We didn't come all this way just to score some quiff. If we don't stay focused on the main objective, the whole operation will fall apart."
I felt that I ought to say something to the effect that if they wanted to get at Lorrie, they would have to come through me. But the truth was, armed and crazy, they could come through me as easily as the blades of a kitchen mixer churning through cake batter.
The prospect of dying didn't distress me nearly as much as the realization that I was helpless to defend her.
I hadn't made pastry chef yet, but in my mind I had always been a hero-or could be in a crisis. As a kid, I often fantasized about whipping up souffles au chocolate fit for kings while at the same time battling the evil minions of Darth Vader.
Now reality set in. These violent lunatics would eat Darth Vader in a pita pocket and pick their teeth with his light saber.
"Whether something goes wrong or not," Crinkles repeated, "we'll have to burn them."
"We've already gone over this," the maniac said impatiently.
"Because they've seen our faces," Crinkles persisted, "we'll have to whack them both."
"I understand," the maniac assured him.
Crinkles had eyes the color of brandy. They grew pale when he said,
"The time comes, I want to be the one gets to ice the bitch."
Waste, off, burn, whack, ice. This guy was a walking thesaurus when it came to synonyms for kill.
Maybe this meant he had croaked so many people that he found discussion of murder boring and therefore needed richer language to maintain his interest. Or, conversely, he might be a hit-man wannabe, all boast and jargon, with no guts when it came to doing the dirty deed.
Considering that Crinkles hung out with a madman who shot librarians for no reason and
"Excellent, excellent. You're right on time, Honker," said the maniac.
I had no way of knowing whether the new guy's name was, say, Bob Honker, or whether this was a nickname inspired by the size of his nose. He had an enormous nose. Once it must have been straight and proud, but time had rendered it a spongy lump, ruddy with a fine webbing of burst capillaries-the nose of a serious drinker.
Honker appeared to be sober now, but brooding and suspicious.
He scowled at me, at Lorrie, and said gruffly, "Who're the bitch and Bigfoot?"
"Hostages," the maniac explained.
"What the hell we need hostages for?"
"If something goes wrong."
"You think something'll go wrong?"
"No," the maniac said, "but they entertain me."
The second newcomer stepped away from the handcart to join the discussion. He resembled Art Garfunkel, the singer: a decadent choirboy's face, electroshocked hair.
He wore a zippered nylon windbreaker over a T-shirt, but I could see the bulk of a holster and weapon beneath it.
"Whether something goes wrong or not," he said, "we'll have to waste them."
"Of course," the maniac said.
"It'd be a shame to off the bitch without using it," said the choirboy.
More than their casual talk of murdering us, this reference to Lorrie as "it" chilled me.
Her hand gripped mine so tightly that my knuckles ached.
The maniac said, "Put her out of your mind, Crinkles. That isn't going to happen."
Whether this was the guy's legal name or nickname, you might expect someone called Crinkles either to have a well-creased face or to be wonderfully amusing. His face looked as smooth as a hard-boiled egg, and he was about as amusing as an antibiotic-resistant streptococcus infection.
To the maniac, Crinkles said, "Why's she off limits? She belong to you?"
"She belongs to nobody," our host replied with some annoyance. "We didn't come all this way just to score some quiff. If we don't stay focused on the main objective, the whole operation will fall apart."
I felt that I ought to say something to the effect that if they wanted to get at Lorrie, they would have to come through me. But the truth was, armed and crazy, they could come through me as easily as the blades of a kitchen mixer churning through cake batter.
The prospect of dying didn't distress me nearly as much as the realization that I was helpless to defend her.
I hadn't made pastry chef yet, but in my mind I had always been a hero-or could be in a crisis. As a kid, I often fantasized about whipping up souffles au chocolate fit for kings while at the same time battling the evil minions of Darth Vader.
Now reality set in. These violent lunatics would eat Darth Vader in a pita pocket and pick their teeth with his light saber.
"Whether something goes wrong or not," Crinkles repeated, "we'll have to burn them."
"We've already gone over this," the maniac said impatiently.
"Because they've seen our faces," Crinkles persisted, "we'll have to whack them both."
"I understand," the maniac assured him.
Crinkles had eyes the color of brandy. They grew pale when he said,
"The time comes, I want to be the one gets to ice the bitch."
Waste, off, burn, whack, ice. This guy was a walking thesaurus when it came to synonyms for kill.
Maybe this meant he had croaked so many people that he found discussion of murder boring and therefore needed richer language to maintain his interest. Or, conversely, he might be a hit-man wannabe, all boast and jargon, with no guts when it came to doing the dirty deed.
Considering that Crinkles hung out with a madman who shot librarians for no reason and
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