Damn, practice makes perfect. I lasted longer this time. Damn my Kari was on fire. I spaced out while I stopped myself from crying like a little girl. I was hot and sweaty and exhausted although all I did was lay on my back. “ Mason, did you hear something?” Kari’s voice woke me from my stupor. “ No babe, I can only hear my heartbeat.” “ I thought I heard something.” DING DONG! DING DONG! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Someone was at the front door. Who the hell rings the doorbell and knocks on the door? Every single time I’ve been over here Kari has never had a visitor. She has a strict policy of you better call before you come to visit. That doesn’t apply to me of course but everybody else. “ Do you want me to check?” I asked even though I was going to do it anyway. Kari was already out the bed and headed for the window. “There’s a man out there. I can see him from up here. He has on a hat.” DING DONG! DING DONG! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! “ I’m going to look out the peephole downstairs.” Kari grabbed her Madonna t-shirt off the bed post and slipped it over her head. She had a lot of concert t-shirts. She pulled the shirt down as she exited the room. I sat up and grabbed my shorts off the floor. I slipped into them and ventured downstairs a few steps behind her. Kari looked into the front door peephole. She turned to me with a mask of fear over her face. I frowned and formed at least three wrinkle lines on my forehead. What had her spooked? She was frozen in her place and watching me closely. My first thought was it’s an ex-boyfriend showing up out of the blue for a booty call. Kari would never cheat on me. I knew that so I went to the door and looked out the peephole. I was floored. My brother was standing on the other side of the door. Fuck! What the fuck? “ Mason! I know you’re in there. Open the door!” Mike’s voice bellowed out and penetrated the door. “Mason! I followed you here?” I glanced over at Kari. She was in shock. I took a few steps toward the couch. “ I can bang on the door and alert the neighbors if you like. Open the door!” “ Kari go get dressed. I’ll take care of this.” Kari hurried up the stairs faster than I expected. I went to the front door and decided to let my brother in. Mike walked in and I closed the door behind him. I was shirtless and shoeless and standing in Kari’s living room. I was caught red-handed in the home of my mistress. My life had turned into a reality TV show. His first words, “Where is she?” “ She?” “ Kari Fenderson, don’t do this. I know. I saw you pull your car into her garage, into the open space next to her car. I saw the confirmation email for the airline tickets to Vegas.” “ You were snooping through my stuff.” “ Our stuff, at the job.” “ You mean the business that I own. That I built myself.” Mike ignored the clarification. He was my brother but he was also my employee. “ Where is she?” He asked again. “ She’s upstairs.” I finally answered his question. “ Kari! Kari!” He called out to her. What was he trying to prove? “ Chill out Mike. She’s getting dressed.” I know I should be in a panic but I felt like I had just smoked some pot. I was Mello Yello or maybe I hadn’t yet grasped the severity of this situation. “ You want me to chill. That’s rich coming from you. Seems you’re the one that needs to chill. What the fuck is going on with you? You have completely abandoned your family for some home-wrecking whore.” “ Mike, dude, don’t do that. Don’t call her names. Don’t blame her. It was all me.” “ I blame the both of you. You have a family. She knows that. What the fuck are you doing?” “ I see you’re upset but this is not the time or place.” “ How long has this been going on?” “ Does it matter?” “ Your wife is crying her eyes out to my wife. I lied to her face when she asked me if you were having an affair.” “