It was another chief. Moved here from Michigan. Did a little law work up there, was a constable. Applied for the job, got it. Chief then was James Kramer. He died. Cancer. I took over. As for DNA, Iâm going to be real honest with youâ¦What was your name again?â
I gave it to him.
âThing is, Jasonââ
âCason.â
âCason. Thing is, you watch TV, youâd think everyone is doing DNA tests and cracking cases with all kinds of high-tech equipment, and in no more time than an hour TV show. Like everyone has a handwriting analyst that can tell if someone wrote a ransom note left-handed or with their toes. Sound equipment that can separate a car backfire from a dog fart. Ainât true, bucko. Our special-material budget, and that would include DNA and that nifty yellow crime scene tape we stretch around crime sites, is two thousand dollars a year. Thatâs it. What we got here in Camp Rapture is some good hardworking cops, a drug dog so old he needs a live-in nurse and a leak in the department bathroom that slicks up the floor and makes it a death threat every time you go to the crapper.â
âSo, I guess I can mark DNA testing off the list.â
âYou can mark off DNA, ballistics, most everything. Drug dog dies, way they cost, Iâll be out there sniffing tires and asses in his place.â
âI see,â I said.
âIâm angry every day I get up on account of it,â the chief said.
âThat you might have to sniff asses and tires?â
He smiled, but it didnât look particularly heartfelt.
âThis girl, this Caroline Allison, donât think I havenât read her file and wondered,â he said. âIâve looked at her picture dozens of times. A face like that could make a priest quit fucking choirboys.â
âSo nothing was found at the scene?â
âAll that was left was a sack of stale Taco Bell, some shoes. She just disappeared, like morning dew by mid-afternoon. If you quote me, that by the way could be a good quote.â
I made a note on my pad. âLike morning dew by mid-afternoon,â I said. âIâll use it. So, if you had the money for DNA you could do DNA testing, but you have nothing to test, so it doesnât really matter if you can or cannot do DNA testing.â
âOn the nosey. Iâm going to lay that lack of evidence in the lap of my poor dead predecessor. No DNA was collected. Of course, that doesnât mean there was any to collect. But if there was, I wasnât responsible. I want it known that any incompetence was not my doing. Did you know speeding tickets have doubled on North Street because of a larger presence of officers?â
âI didnât know that.â
âWell, itâs doubled. Thatâs my doing. Fines for unleashed dogs are up too.â
âAre there fines for cats as well?â I asked.
The chief furrowed his brow. âYou know, I donât think so. But we could make it that way. Thatâs an idea, and I might steal it.â
âItâs yours. What happened to Carolineâs car? Do you know?â
âFrom what I remember from the files, no one claimed it. No relatives. It eventually was sold at an auction. I might have made another choice, butââ He spread his hands in a âWhatcha gonna do?â motion.
âFingerprints?â
âCar was dusted, but nothing was found.â
âThat means someone wiped it down, right?â
âIt means no fingerprints were found. Thatâs all it means. Oh, there were prints on the steering wheel, but they were all the same prints and didnât pop up in any systems, so we got to figure they were hers.â
âSo, nothing,â I said.
The chief nodded and looked at his watch. âThatâs what Iâm sayingâ¦Well, got that Rotary thing.â
âWhat about her apartment?â
âWay I remember is it was
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