wasnât much call for it.
âLot of nonsense, if you ask me,â Betsy went on. âWhatâs wrong with plain old window glass?â
âIt shatters,â Liss said.
âWell, yes. But how often do you think anyoneâs going to throw a rock through the post office window?â
Betsy might have continued in this vein indefinitely, had it not been for the arrival of her next customer. Liss returned to the Emporium in a thoughtful frame of mind. First the fire. Now this. What was happening to their peaceful little village?
She hesitated all of five minutes before picking up the phone and calling the police department.
* * *
On her way to Moosetookalook Scottish Emporium, Sherri Campbell stopped in at Patsyâs Coffee House to pick up four sticky buns, knowing full well that they were Lissâs favorite treat. The topping was even gooier by the time she crossed the town square. The day was going to be a scorcher. It was already getting hot, and far more humid that any native Mainer liked.
Fifteen minutes after she answered Lissâs phone call, Sherri was ensconced in one of the chairs in the cozy corner, nibbling on a bun. Liss joined her, for once bringing ice water instead of coffee.
âAnything new on the fire?â she asked.
Sherri shook her head. âAnd before you ask, no sign yet of Angie, Beth, or Bradley, either.â She was beginning to wonder if theyâd ever turn up.
âAnd now we have a vandal on the loose.â
Sherri could understand why she was concerned. If someone was into breaking windows, that nice big plate-glass one up front was a natural target. âLooks that way.â
âKids, do you think?â
âProbably, but itâs hard to say for sure. The thing is, whoever broke the window at the post office went in through it. Once inside, he, she, or they tossed the mail around and in general made a mess of the whole place.â
âDid they take anything?â Liss polished off her first sticky bun and reached for a second.
âJulie says nothing seems to be missing, but I donât know how she can be sure. There were hundreds of pieces of mail, both sorted and unsorted. No way can she remember each and every one of them.â
âBetsy Twining didnât pass along that tidbit.â
Sherri grinned, but it faded fast. âIâm pretty sure Julie didnât tell her. Think of the uproar if even a fraction of the townspeople thought their mail might have been stolen.â
There was one sticky bun left in the bakery box. Sherri eyed it, sorely tempted, and kept both hands wrapped around her glass to prevent herself from reaching for it. It would go straight to her hips, and she didnât need any more padding.
âMaybe someone had a grudge against the post office,â Liss suggested. âI suppose they call it âgoing postalâ for a reason.â
âI hate crimes like thisâthe ones with no apparent rhyme or reason. We dusted for fingerprints, but I doubt it will do much good. These days, even kids know to wear gloves when theyâre committing a crime.â
âSo when does the FBI show up?â Liss asked. âOr do you actually have to have proof that someone has stolen mail for the crime to qualify as a federal offense?â
Sherri hated to shatter illusions, especially one sheâd believed in herself until a few hours earlier. âI donât know how to break this to you, Liss, but thatâs yet another myth perpetrated by television crime dramas. In real life, even though stealing the mail is a federal crime, it doesnât rate much of a response.â
âSeriously?â In her astonishment, Liss picked up the remaining sticky bun and chowed down on it.
âNo lie. And when I told Pete that, he just laughed and said it figured. Seems back when he first started out as a patrol deputy for the sheriffâs department, he arrested a guy who got drunk, stole a
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