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rightthe sting of a bullet, without the permanent brain damage.
    Now we’re talking fun.
     
    Take pride in hometown arms maker
    March 26, 1995
     
    Those sappy bleeding hearts are at it again. I guess they won’t be satisfied until they’ve completely destroyed the free-enterprise system.
    Their latest whipping boy is one of South Florida’s most prosperous and innovative companies, Navegar Inc., maker of handy low-cost Intratec assault weaponsand my write-in nominee for Miami Herald Company of the Year.
    Forgive a little hometown cheerleading, but Miami doesn’t have much to brag about in the way of light manufacturing. Intratec has put us on the map!
    Its Tec 9, Tec-DC9 and Tec-22 were among the most sought-after street guns in the United States, according to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. For legions of budget-minded gang members who couldn’t afford a MAC-10 or an Uzi, the Tecs became the ideal travel companion.
    “High spirited,” according to Navegar chief Carlos M. Garcia, whose business was booming (literally).
    But wouldn’t you know itas soon as a hard-working entrepreneur makes the big time, those candy-ass liberals come along and try to ruin him.
    Last year’s ban on 19 types of assault rifles targeted the Tecs, and forced Navegar into an inconvenient re-engineering of its product line. Lost because of picky new regulations were such helpful features as the threaded barrel, for attaching silencers.
    Undaunted, the resourceful Garcia devised a new generation of legal weapons that look and perform much like the old ones, but with fewer bullets.
    Then, last week, another ambush: The families of victims murdered in 1993 by a homicidal lunatic sued Navegar for negligence.
    OK, so it’s true that Gian Luigi Ferri walked into a San Francisco office and shot 15 persons, killing nine. And it’s also true he was firing two Tec-DC9s, made right here in Dade County. And, yes, each gun was capable of shooting 32 rounds without being reloaded.
    But how was Carlos Garcia to blame? Who could imagine that anyone would ever use a cheap, rapid-fire, easily concealed semiautomatic for violent purposes?
    The California families contend that the Intratecs have no sporting use, and are promoted with criminals in mind.
    True, sales brochure bragged that the Tec-DC9 was specially coated for “excellent resistance to fingerprints.” There’s probably a perfectly good explanationmaybe Intratec customers are neatniks who don’t like smudges on their grips.
    Garcia has patiently explained that his guns are meant for recreational “plinking” at tin cans “or objects like water jugs.” He says they also seem popular with survivalists bracing for another world war.
    Just as Ford knows that some of its cars will end up in fatal accidents, Navegar has become aware that some of its firearms are not being used to shoot water jugs.
    As Garcia once said: “I know some of the guns going out of here end up killing people, but I’m not responsible for that.”
    Despite serious run-ins with the ATF (for making weapons too easily converted to machine guns), Garcia perseveres. Each fusillade of rotten publicity makes him work even harder.
    In 1990 a robber used a Tec-9 to murder Broward Sheriffs Deputy Jack Greeney. A weaker company might have closed shop in shame, but Navegar’s assembly line never missed a beat.
    From 1991-93, it put more than 125,000 more Intratecs on the streets of America, making Florida nearly as famous for deadly weapons as it is for citrus.
    One way to say thanks is to name Navegar as our Company of the Year. Let’s show Garcia that we care about him as much as he cares about us.
     
    TV newscasts no more violent than real life
    May 8, 1997
    A new national study reports that South Florida’s TV stations spend 27.5 percent of their evening news broadcasts on crime and criminal justice, prompting the obvious question:
    Is that all?
    The surprise isn’t how much time Miami TV devotes to murder

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