a nearby window looking down into the street. âSee that Beemer?â the older man was saying. âThe Troubles paid for that. Overtime. I wouldnât be driving that if there was peace.â
âI hear you,â his companion said. âIâm thinking of â â
âArtie?â
A well-dressed woman in her mid-thirties with bobbed hair and expensive glasses was standing beside me.
âYes?â
âIâm Sinead, Montyâs producer.â
âPleased to meet you.â
âMontyâll be with you in a minute, heâs just finishing in make-up.â
âRight ⦠Make-up? For radio?â
âHe likes to look his best. Old school.â She shot me a smile that melted instantly into a look of engrained suffering. âAre you set? Do you have everything you need?â
I assured her I had.
âGood, see you in Studio Three. Remember, just be yourself.â Sound advice.
I tried to decipher my notes. We were creeping towards show time and I was experiencing a flicker of nerves. Did I actually have anything to say? Iâd rehearsed a few phrases but â¦
âArthur, is it? Monty Monteith. Big Arts.â
Tall, with hair the colour of Guinness foam and attired (I kid you not) in a dinner suit, the great man extended a languorous hand.
âCall me Artie,â I said.
âGood man Artie.â He squeezed my knuckles until they cracked audibly.
He sat down, eased back and spread his knees wide. His face was huge, untroubled by self-doubt, ice-blue eyes accentuated by the burnt orange of his pancake make-up.
âLet me have it Artie.â
âIâm sorry?â
âWhat are we looking at here?â
âIâm not sure â¦â
âWhatâs the bottom line?
âIâm sorry Monty, in what sense?â
âThe book, itâs poetry right?â
âOh. Yes. Yes, itâs a book of poems.â
âSo whatâs your opinion? What do you think?â
I took a deep breath.
âWell, I thought Iâd start by saying something about the overall theme being â â
âWait, whatâs the title?â
âWhat?â
âThe title of the book.â
âItâs called Postcards From Here. â
âRight. And itâs by?â
âDylan Delaney?â Was he serious? Surely he knew that much?
He nodded and paddled his hands in a circular motion, inviting me to go on.
âThe overall theme being, I suppose â to reverse a famous line of Philip Larkinâs â that something, like nothing, happens anywhere. That place â by which I mean wherever you happen to be at any one time â is in a sense less important than what happens in the head.â
Monteith suddenly looked very sleepy. I continued.
âAnd then I thought Iâd say something about this being an ingenious, if at times ingenuous, debut. Some might even say jejune â â I didnât really know what this word meant, but I was betting Monteith didnât either. ââ¦Â and that I believe this to be a very convincing statement of intent, the emergence of a significant new voice and â¦â
Monteithâs lids were closed. Was he asleep?
âIâm just resting my eyes. Please go on.â
ââ¦Â And something like, you know, if Delaney can sustain this quality into the future then weâll have, um, a real contender on our hands.â
âWhat about the verses themselves?â
âIndividual poems, you mean? Iâve a few in mind I thought Iâd single out for comment, depending on how much time we have.â (I had to be careful here. Delaneyâs book contained a couple of eye-poppingly explicit pieces â specifically, Down in Cherryvalley and Fundamental Love â that Iâd really rather we didnât discuss.)
âPlenty of time.â
âWell generally, they range from short romantic lyrics such as The
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