weird.â
âWhat is?â No answer. âNothing else to do.â
âGet some bottles and play Submarine.â
âIâm bored of Submarine. âCome on, wienie-puff.â I absently karate-kick at the waist-high grass along the curb, pausing every few seconds to tear crumbly caps off of the blades and flick the powder at Henri.
âWould you stop!â he pleads, unable to suppress a giggle.
âWeenie-puff, weenie-puff,â I chant, like heâs stepping up to the plate. He really can hit.
âYou canât make me. So far, too.â Heâs not exaggerating: probably about seventy-five steps to the top, and steep ones. âThis is so stupid.â
âThatâs why we do it. Stupid kids. Weenie-puff.â
âPish-posh.â
âPish-posh? Are you, like, the Queen of England now?â
ââPish-poshâ is a perfectly acceptable term.â
âYou saying âpish-posh,â thatâs the pish-posh.â
âIâll go up if you stop saying âpish-posh.â â
âDeal. After you.â I jab my index finger into his spine to get us going. The steps have wooden frames but are filled in with gravel. I occasionally grab a handful and toss a gentle spray at Henri.
âWhat is it with you and throwing things?â
The lawn is drier and pale as the hill stretches upward. When I start to listen to him, Henri is saying something about how human waste that ends up in septic tanks is sold as fertilizer once the solid waste and pathogens and stuff are filtered out.
âThat why youâre always shitting on your lawn?â
âSaid you have to filter it.â
âCould you walk any slower?â
âTold you this hill would suck.â
âFine, stay here.â
I shove Henri aside and bound up the remaining steps, leaving him next to a fat pine near the top. When I arrive at a crumbling brick stoop, I notice all the creepy paraphernalia of a person who tried to fit in but failed spectacularly: a battalion of lawn ornaments dot the crest of the hill, many with parts designed to spin in the breeze. Theyâre motionless, rusted in place. Wooden wind chimes, maybe a dozen sets, bonily chatter from freestanding steel rods. The first floor windows are caked with dust on the inside.
âHenri?â I turn to hiss. Thereâs only a rustling. Out of a desire to get it over with, I tiptoe up to the door and find the mailbox off to one side, turn the old-fashioned red flag thing up to the âgot mailâ position. Pointless, really. I start back down two steps at a time.
Behind me, from the house, comes a definite thump. I veer off the path, twist my ankle on tilted ground and go down in a cloud of limbs. Scrambling with hands and feet, I get behind the pine Henri had been waiting near and peek around it at the front stoop. Thereâs a screech as the screen door swings out savagely, then a snort as the man who opened it steps outside.
Wet, yellowish skin: looks like he sweats potato-chip grease, but every third day itâs gasoline instead. He rocks side to side on filthy feet while surveying the property from his stoop, dressed only in a stained tank top and boxer-briefs the color of old paper, with a pistol jammed in the elastic waistband.
The raised red lever on his mailbox registers at last; he flings the tin thing open and slams it shut in one motion. He stares at the closed mailbox like heâs trying to meld minds with a higher life force. Then he punches it, leaving a crater. The sound coaxes a womanâs voice from inside the houseâcanât be made out, but the inflection is of casual worry.
âSupposed to get a check today,â he yells in. âDickhead mailman is playing games .â He wrenches the red flag off and hurls it down the hill, then brandishes the gun, asserting its realness, and disappears inside to answer a follow-up question from the female voice. I crawl
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