knows who you are.â
âWell, that makes two of us.â She wiped her mouth with a napkin. âAnyway, I donât want to have the âhow do they get your ass to inflate like that?â conversation right now.â
âYou didnât have to be rude. Heâs a nice guy.â
âNice guy.â Mindy rolled her eyes. âJust stop it.â
âStop what?â
âStop trying to fix me up with some guy, okay? It drives me nuts.â She grabbed her purse, rummaged through it, then slapped a black American Express card down on the bar.
âI wasnât trying to do anything, but okay, Iâll shut up.â I picked up the card and handed it back to her and placed my own pedestrian green American Express card down.
âDo you have my key?â
âIâve got it here somewhere.â I began emptying my pockets. âI know I have it.â
âOh, fuck!â Mindy jumped off her barstool. âEthan! Stay over there. Iâm coming! Stay right there!â
âWhat?â I looked up just as Ethan, in bare feet and boxers, darted across the lobby toward the bar. With his knees locked and his long skinny arms flapping about, he looked like an electrocuted stick figure.
âMindy! Here! Mindy! Here! Hello! Hello! Hello!â
âOh, Jesus!â I bolted from my chair, but Mindy reached him first, covering him with a hug.
âHi, buddy! Letâs get back to your room, okay?â
âWhere. Mom. Be?â
âSheâs not here. Come on. Letâs go. Dad, give me the key.â
âCold. Out.â
âThatâs because youâre almost naked.â
âYes. Maâam!â He laughed and kept hugging her hard, his face beaming. He loved Mindy.
I stroked his hair and squeezed his shoulder. I was trembling. I had no idea how he had gotten out. âThe door mustnât have closed all the way, or he figured out how to open it or something. Heâs never done this before. Never!â
âHeâs fine,â Mindy said.
Ethan, one arm still around Mindy, reached out and pulled me close. The three of us were now in a small, tight circle. I suddenly feared where things were heading.
âOh God,â I said.
âWhat?â
In an off-key voice, Ethan began, âFamily. Family! Family! U! â¦â
Mindyâs eyes grew wide. âNot the family fight song, please. Iâm tired.â
âSing!â Ethan yelled.
âFuck!â
âJust do it,â I said. âHe wonât stop until we do.â
âDad, I canât, come on! Not here.â
âYouâre an actress, act,â I whispered between gritted teeth. âNo oneâs here anyway.â
âDad!â
âSing!â
âDo it,â I said. âPlease.â
So we held hands and sang, âFamily! Family! Family! U.S.A!â Over Mindyâs shoulder, I saw the bartender, frozen in the act of wiping a glass, his mouth agape.
âThereâs still only one verse, right?â Mindy asked when we were finished.
âYes.â
âGood, letâs beat it.â
I handed Mindy her key. âI shouldnât have left him,â I said again.
âEverythingâs fine.â She lead Ethan away. âJust get Red Bear. Sheâs probably going to hit on that bartender.â
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
After I put Ethan back to bed, I went into the bathroom, and hit speed dial. Mary surprised me by answering.
âOh God,â she said.
âWhat happened? Is it true? What is going on?â
âItâs off. Sheâs not going through with it. She caught him. He was cheating. Apparently, sheâs suspected for a while, and then she caught him.â
âUnbelievable!â
âShe caught him in the pool with Penny.â
âJesus, not Penny!â I said even though, at that exact moment, I hadnât a clue who Penny was. Then, âThe pool?â
âThe
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