exaggerated approval then snapped his fingers at the bartender. I'll have one of whatever he's having," he piped.
Frank stifled a sigh and glanced at the gaggle of youths. They had a depressingly clean-cut, short-haired, brutally scrubbed look: there was not a single piercing, chromatophore, braid, or brand among the whole lot. It reminded him of something disturbing he'd seen somewhere, but in thirty-odd years of traveling around the settled worlds he'd seen enough that the specifics were vague. They seemed suspiciously healthy in a red-cheeked outdoors kind of way. Probably Dresdener students, children of the hereditary managementariat, off on their state-funded wanderjahr between high gymnasium studies and entry into the government bureaucracy. They all wore baggy brown trousers and gray sweaters, as identically cut as a uniform, or maybe they just came from a world where fashion victims were run out of town on a rail. There was just enough variation to suggest that they'd actually chosen to dress for conformity rather than having it thrust upon them. He glanced back at the technicolor squirt. "It's cask-strength,"
he warned, unsure why he was giving even that much away.
"That's okay." The squirt took a brief sniff, then threw back half the glass.
"Wheel Hey, I'll have another of these. What did you say it was called?"
"Wray and Nephew," Frank said wearily. "It's an old and horribly expensive rum imported direct from Old Earth, and you are going to regret it tomorrow morning. Um, evening. Or whenever you get the bill."
"So?" The paint factory explosion picked up his glass, twirled it around, and threw the contents at the back of his throat. "Wow. I needed that. Thank you for the introduction. I can tell we're going to have a long and fruitful relationship. Me and the bottle, I mean."
"Well, so long as you don't blame me for the hangover … " Frank took a sip and glanced around the bar, but with the exception of the Germanic diaspora clones there didn't seem to be any prospect of rescue.
"So where are you going, what-what?" asked the squirt, as the bartender planted a second glass in front of him.
"Septagon, next." Frank surrendered to the inevitable. "Then probably on to New Dresden, then over to Vienna—I hear they've taken in some refugees from Moscow. Would you know anything about that? I'm skipping Newpeace." He shuddered briefly. "Then when the ship closes the loop back to New Dresden, I'm coming aboard again for the run back to Septagon and Earth, or wherever else work takes me."
"Ah! Hmm." A thoughtful look creased the short guy's face. "You a journalist, then?"
"No, I'm a warblogger," Frank admitted, unsure whether to be irritated or flattered. "What are you here for?"
"I'm a clown, and my stage name's Svengali. Only I'm off duty right now, and if you ask me to crack a joke, I'll have to make inquiries as to whether your home culture permits dueling."
"Erm." Frank focused on the short man properly, and somewhere in his mind a metaphorical gear train revolved and locked into place with a clunk.
He took a big sip of rum, rolled it around his mouth, and swallowed. "So.
Who are you really? Uh, I'm not recording this—I'm off duty too."
"A man after my own heart." Svengali grinned humorlessly. "There's nothing funny about being a clown, at least not after the first six thousand repetitions. I can't even remember my own name. I'm working my way around the fucking galaxy entertaining morons who live in shitholes and stashing away all the blat I can manage. People who don't live in shitholes I don't perform for because I might want to retire to a non-shithole one of these days."
"Oh. So you're working for WhiteStar?"
"Yes, but strictly contract. I don't hold with industrial serfdom."
"Oh. So is there much call for clowns on a liner?"
Svengali took another sip of rum before replying in a bored monotone: "The WhiteStar liner Romanov carries 2,318 passengers, 642 cabin crew, and 76 engineering and flight
Frank stifled a sigh and glanced at the gaggle of youths. They had a depressingly clean-cut, short-haired, brutally scrubbed look: there was not a single piercing, chromatophore, braid, or brand among the whole lot. It reminded him of something disturbing he'd seen somewhere, but in thirty-odd years of traveling around the settled worlds he'd seen enough that the specifics were vague. They seemed suspiciously healthy in a red-cheeked outdoors kind of way. Probably Dresdener students, children of the hereditary managementariat, off on their state-funded wanderjahr between high gymnasium studies and entry into the government bureaucracy. They all wore baggy brown trousers and gray sweaters, as identically cut as a uniform, or maybe they just came from a world where fashion victims were run out of town on a rail. There was just enough variation to suggest that they'd actually chosen to dress for conformity rather than having it thrust upon them. He glanced back at the technicolor squirt. "It's cask-strength,"
he warned, unsure why he was giving even that much away.
"That's okay." The squirt took a brief sniff, then threw back half the glass.
"Wheel Hey, I'll have another of these. What did you say it was called?"
"Wray and Nephew," Frank said wearily. "It's an old and horribly expensive rum imported direct from Old Earth, and you are going to regret it tomorrow morning. Um, evening. Or whenever you get the bill."
"So?" The paint factory explosion picked up his glass, twirled it around, and threw the contents at the back of his throat. "Wow. I needed that. Thank you for the introduction. I can tell we're going to have a long and fruitful relationship. Me and the bottle, I mean."
"Well, so long as you don't blame me for the hangover … " Frank took a sip and glanced around the bar, but with the exception of the Germanic diaspora clones there didn't seem to be any prospect of rescue.
"So where are you going, what-what?" asked the squirt, as the bartender planted a second glass in front of him.
"Septagon, next." Frank surrendered to the inevitable. "Then probably on to New Dresden, then over to Vienna—I hear they've taken in some refugees from Moscow. Would you know anything about that? I'm skipping Newpeace." He shuddered briefly. "Then when the ship closes the loop back to New Dresden, I'm coming aboard again for the run back to Septagon and Earth, or wherever else work takes me."
"Ah! Hmm." A thoughtful look creased the short guy's face. "You a journalist, then?"
"No, I'm a warblogger," Frank admitted, unsure whether to be irritated or flattered. "What are you here for?"
"I'm a clown, and my stage name's Svengali. Only I'm off duty right now, and if you ask me to crack a joke, I'll have to make inquiries as to whether your home culture permits dueling."
"Erm." Frank focused on the short man properly, and somewhere in his mind a metaphorical gear train revolved and locked into place with a clunk.
He took a big sip of rum, rolled it around his mouth, and swallowed. "So.
Who are you really? Uh, I'm not recording this—I'm off duty too."
"A man after my own heart." Svengali grinned humorlessly. "There's nothing funny about being a clown, at least not after the first six thousand repetitions. I can't even remember my own name. I'm working my way around the fucking galaxy entertaining morons who live in shitholes and stashing away all the blat I can manage. People who don't live in shitholes I don't perform for because I might want to retire to a non-shithole one of these days."
"Oh. So you're working for WhiteStar?"
"Yes, but strictly contract. I don't hold with industrial serfdom."
"Oh. So is there much call for clowns on a liner?"
Svengali took another sip of rum before replying in a bored monotone: "The WhiteStar liner Romanov carries 2,318 passengers, 642 cabin crew, and 76 engineering and flight
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