Humphrey?â
I shake my head.
âMaybe that was just Mr. Dankerâs problem,â Dr. Gilbert says.
âHis problem?â
âMaybe heâs not great at interacting with a teenage girl.â
âOr a five-year-old boy,â I say.
âI donât know about that,â Dr. Gilbert says. âDid you not like his interactions with Humphrey?â
I think back. There wasnât much to judge. My job was mostly to be at the Danker house when the Dankers werenât there. As for Mr. Danker and HumphreyâI never could figure that out.
âSometimes it looked kind ofâ
off
, I guess, to me,â I say. âHot and cold. One day Iâd think Mr. Danker was terrible at being Humphreyâs father. Another day Iâd think he was good at it.â
Dr. Gilberts nods encouragingly.
âBut what do I know,â I say. âI was just the babysitter.â
18
Good Cookies
Back in the spring, Mrs. Danker had purchased tickets to a childrenâs concert, intending to take Humphrey in the summer.
âItâs the National Symphony,â she explained to me the day before the event. âThey have these wonderful programs, where they choose pieces that appeal to children, and they talk about the instruments and narrate the music. Iâve been looking forward to taking Humphrey to his first one.â
But she couldnât reschedule her treatment. And Mr. Danker could not get away from work.
âSo ⦠unless you canât stand classical music â¦â
âIâd love to go,â I said.
So there I was with Humphrey on the subway, on our way downtown.
âWhy is it called the Candy Center?â Humphrey asked. âDo they have candy at the concerts?â
âThe
Kennedy
Center,â I said. âNot the Candy Center. The Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.â
âBut they still might have candy,â Humphrey said.
âYou never know.â
It was a long walk from the subway station to the Kennedy Center, but the weather was nice and we practically skipped along.
âMaybe weâll see Daddy,â Humphrey said. âSince weâre in Washington, D.C., and his office is in Washington, D.C. He said he was going to court today. Maybe weâll see him walking to court.â
âYou never know,â I repeated. âBut I doubt it. I donât think there are too many law offices in this part of the city.â
âHow about courts?â
I didnât know where the courthouses were.
âWell, then, you never know,â Humphrey echoed.
We climbed the hill leading to the Kennedy Centerâs grand entrance.
âLookit!â Humphrey threw his head way back to look up, up, up at the colorful flags lining the high walls.
We were in the Hall of States, I told him after consulting an informational placard.
âThese are the flags of all fifty states,â I said, âplus the five U.S. territories and Washington, D.C.â
âThese are really giant flags,â he said.
âThey are.â
âI know our stateâs flag,â Humphrey said. âIâm going to find it. Donât tell me if you see it first.â
I didnât see it first. Humphrey pointed it out.
Our necks hurt after a while.
âI canât look up anymore,â Humphrey said.
âLetâs go to the Concert Hall,â I proposed.
We found our seats.
âWhat are the five U.S. territories?â he asked.
I had wondered when he would come back around to this.
âI was afraid you would ask,â I said. âI donât think I know them all.â
âI bet you do. You know a lot.â
âPuerto Rico is one.â
âOkay. Whatâs two?â
âGuam.â
âG-wam?â
âYes. Guam.â
âOkay. Next?â
âAmerican Samoa.â
âI love Samoas,â Humphrey said.
âThose are some good cookies, arenât they?â I
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