Catholic, huh?â
She nodded again.
âKnew it,â he sighed, âthat dark red hair. And the way you blushed when I mentioned the mistress business last night. Dantan, Dantan ⦠thatâs not an Irish name, is it? Oh, look!â A waiter was passing by with a pastry cart laden with a tableau of croissants and gateaux, strudel and Kuchenstücke, muffins and scones and crumpets and Danish pastries. âExcuse me,â OâHanrahan said to the man. âIâd like a strudel, yes, that thing there. Lucy?â
âThe Danish, I guess,â said Lucy, the bank broken for sure. âYouâre not going to have room for all you ordered, sir, if you pick your way through the pastry cart.â
âI donât intend to eat all I ordered. I just want those bastards at Chicago to pay for it all. You were saying?â
âDantan,â she commenced, âis a Breton name. Somewhere in the late 1700s my great-great-grandsomething came over to Ireland.â
âNo doubt to avoid the French anticlericalism of the 1790s.â
Lucy was embarrassed to know so little of her family history, let alone the history of the world that prompted it. âYes, I suppose,â she continued. âThey made it to Ireland just in time for the famines. Then my grandfather came to the U.S. after World War One.â
âProbably instead of World War One if he was true to Irish form. A lot of priests in the family, I bet.â
âFair number.â
OâHanrahan provided his own skewed take on Irish history: âThe Bretons are the great Catholic prudes of Europe. Ireland used to be a fun-loving, copulating country before they imported a wave of Breton priests to help them survive the famine. By the time the Bretons were done, the average marriage age in 1850 for a woman was thirty-eight, for a man, fifty. And they were virgins too. Look at our island now! Thanks to your relatives, more puritanical than the Puritans.â
Lucy noticed OâHanrahan referred to it as our island. As did her father. Somewhere a line was drawn between her fatherâs Irish-American generation and her own. She had never once been tempted to claim anything but America as home, and the troubles of Ulster held no romance at all. Who would lead the St. Patrickâs Day parade in Chicago? A proper IRA-backing RepublicanâKerry OâCasey from her fatherâs union local, a man dubbed Uncle Kerry in the familyâor some mealy-mouthed arse-kissing drunken olâ sod whoâd say Your Majesty fasterân a lightninâ flash? Her father had noted a lack of Republican sympathy in his children and remonstrated with them for their apathy. When Lucy was nine years old her father as a birthday present made out a check to NORAID in her name. So sheâd remember her ninth, and the nine former counties of Ulster. Thanks a lot, Dad.
Lucy got down to business. âI think I have an idea what youâre hunting for, sir.â
He raised an eyebrow, mildly interested. âYou do, do you?â
Lucy cut her Danish into sections, trying to project nonchalance. âYes. I think youâre on the trail of a heretofore lost gospel. Something very old, Second Century maybe, by the sound of it, or you wouldnât be so excited. And itâs attributed to one of the Twelve Disciples.â
âWhy do you figure one of the Twelve is the author of this supposed lost work?â
âBefore I identified myself I heard you say as much to Father Beaufoix.â
He grimaced. âSaid that, did I?â
âOf course, maybe youâve found a First-Century account. That would explain what the rabbiâs doing here.â
Now how the hell did she get that?
âI looked up Mordechai Hersch in the Scholarly Register at Braithwaite.â
âIâm in there too, you know.â
(Want to tell him the news, Lucy?)
Actually Lucy also looked up Patrick OâHanrahan and
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