that, and the Gretels wouldâve totally kicked my ass by now. So you see, itâs a good thing I
didnât get a job like you said I should. Your parents have tons of money anyway. I donât see why itâs such a big deal to ask them for money. Itâs like theyâre paying you back for your fucked-up childhood. And itâs cheaper than sending you to grad school, which they thought was better. Sure, I could cut my hair and bathe every day and wear some Gap shit down in the financial district and all that bullshit, but what would that really accomplish in the long run? When am I supposed to do my art?
When you and the others got back from tour, I thought that you would be able to sort all this out, but that was when you totally lost your shit about this whole thing. So you see itâs not so âsimple,â like you said, as that I âfucked Daphneâ while you were gone. Itâs not a yes-or-no question. Actually, it is. Itâs a no, but you wouldnât take no for an answer without asking me about all this shit Iâve written here.
I canât go to the Lower Haight, the Upper Haight, or the Mission anymore. I canât go to Jones Street or within a block of any of the strip clubs. The Gretels have all those spots staked out.
By the time you read this, I will be in Seattle. I caught a ride up there being a roadie for Daveâs band. Thereâs a lot of cool music stuff going on up there with this record label called Sub Pop, and K Records and shit. Donât come up for a while because I will be crashing at my ex-girlfriend Turaâs place, and that would be awkward. You remember her. I probably told you about her: She was the performance artist who fucked herself onstage with the twelve-inch GI Joes. Sheâs doing really good now; sheâs on methadone and sheâs about to graduate from massage school. Sheâs totally not psycho like she used to be, especially now that she has three months clean, all in a row, which is more than I have, and her boyfriend went back
to prison after he violated his parole. Did you know selling one of those fetus-in-a-jar things at a yard sale is a felony? Serves him right for stealing it out of the Butthole Surfersâ tour van. Sheâs got extra space here now, so Iâm going to chill here until everything blows over, and then Iâll be back. So let me know when all this shit calms down. Donât worry about me and Tura. Nothing will happen, I swear. Weâre totally just friends now.
Iâm sorry it all ended like this, but like I said, none of this was my fault. If anyone says anything different, theyâre fucking full of shit. I canât believe I let that crazy cokehead ruin everything. Fucking Daphne.
DANCING FOR DAPHNE
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I was very surprised to see Daphne Gottlieb walk into the Sugar Shack, the club where I work. Which is a strip club, if you have to know.
The Sugar Shack is on Pacific Coast Highwayâthe ho stroll made famous by the Green River Killer, who liked to shop for his ladies hereâa few miles away from the airport. Sometimes we hear the Boeing jets overhead in between songs, or when the DJ goes out for a smoke and leaves us with dead air and nothing to dance to. The Sugar Shack is a dive, a dirty place where men go to unload themselves. Itâs as unlike the glossy strip clubs you see in movies like Showgirls and Striptease as a used condom is to a dozen long-stemmed roses. Iâm not proud of my job, but I make decent money and itâs better than working at Butterscotchâs, where you have to hit the men with riding crops and paddles for the same money you get for a regular lingerie show.
I got sick of pretending to be a dominatrix. Now Iâm just a stripper again. Itâs easy, and I already have the costumes.
I hadnât heard Daphne was in town from the local queer-girl grapevine, which usually buzzed at the arrival of
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