Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips Page B

there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin time to open the door. It’s cold outside.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Keith.
    Keith who?
    Keith me on the lips, sweetheart.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lazy.
    Lazy who?
    Lazy key on the table where I can find it.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Megan.
    Megan who?
    Megan a funny joke is what I like to do.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nuisance.
    Nuisance who?
    What’s nuisance I’ve been gone?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oliver.
    Oliver who?
    Oliver town, people are laughing at my knock-knock jokes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Papa.
    Papa who?
    Papa goes the weasel!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Quack.
    Quack who?
    Quack my tooth on a popcorn kernel.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ray.
    Ray who?
    Ray-ders of the Lost Ark!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sal.
    Sal who?
    Sal long way from California to New York.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Taiwan.
    Taiwan who?
    Taiwan to hear another knock-knock joke?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Uruguay.
    Uruguay who?
    You go Uruguay, and I’ll go mine!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Veal.
    Veal who?
    Veal see you later.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yawl.
    Yawl who?
    Yawl come back and visit again.

WHO’S OUTSIDE?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Almond.
    Almond who?
    Almond love with you, so open the door!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butcher.
    Butcher who?
    Butcher hands up! This is a stickup!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Carrot.
    Carrot who?
    Carrot is what happens when a car gets all rusty.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Donna.
    Donna who?
    Donna you have to finish your homework?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Enid.
    Enid who?
    Enid help carrying all these packages.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Fern.
    Fern who?
    Fern crying out loud! Let me in!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla.
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla is what I cook hamburgers on.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Herring.
    Herring who?
    Herring aids can help you hear what others are saying.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Imus.
    Imus who?
    Imus be out of my mind to stay out here.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jester.
    Jester who?
    Jester minute! I’m going to cry if you don’t open the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kipper.
    Kipper who?
    Kipper locked up in the zoo for people to look at.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lecture.
    Lecture who?
    Lecture smile be your first hello.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mummy.
    Mummy who?
    It takes mummy to buy a car.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah good restaurant in this area?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oman.
    Oman who?
    Oman, it’s cold out here!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Paris.
    Paris who?
    Paris the thought of another knock-knock joke!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Quark, quark, quark!
    Quark, quark, quark who?
    Are you a duck?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ray.
    Ray who?
    Ray-member me?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Salami.
    Salami who?
    Salami in already!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tally.
    Tally who?
    Are you from England?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Usher.
    Usher who?
    Usher wish you would let me in!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Venice.
    Venice who?
    Venice it time to open the door?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    William.
    William who?
    William mind bringing me an ice-cream cone?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yoga.
    Yoga who?
    Yoga any idea how tired I am of all these jokes?

LET ME IN!
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca.
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca my bags and leave if you don’t let me in.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bandage.
    Bandage who?
    Bandage is determining how long a band has been playing.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s