Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips Page A

knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rose.
    Rose who?
    Rose, rose, rose your boat, gently down the stream…

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Settler.
    Settler who?
    Settler down! She’s acting silly again.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tijuana.
    Tijuana who?
    Tijuana hold my hand?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Utah.
    Utah who?
    Utah me when you looked out the window.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Vonda.
    Vonda who?
    Vonda hear some more knock-knock jokes?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin’ along…

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Xavier.
    Xavier who?
    Xavier breath.

STOP THAT KNOCKING!
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Asp.
    Asp who?
    Stop asping me who’s there. Just open the door and let me in.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Black Panther.
    Black Panther who?
    Black Panther all I have to wear.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Candy.
    Candy who?
    Candy please tell someone else all these jokes?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Darrell.
    Darrell who?
    Darrell be an ice-cream cone for you if you open the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Eli.
    Eli who?
    Eli to me! He really knows who’s there.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Franz.
    Franz who?
    Franz, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears…

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gopher.
    Gopher who?
    Gopher a walk around the block?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Heaven.
    Heaven who?
    Heaven you got any idea?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Icon.
    Icon who?
    Icon give you a big hug.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Juneau.
    Juneau who?
    Juneau any more knock-knock jokes?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ken.
    Ken who?
    Ken you come out and play?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lion.
    Lion who?
    Lion down in the wet grass will get your shirt all wet.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mega.
    Mega who?
    Mega me an apple pie.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noun.
    Noun who?
    Noun is the time to open the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive on the other side of the street.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Parka.
    Parka who?
    Parka your bike next to the tree on the front lawn.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Quacker.
    Quacker who?
    Quacker cwumbs are messes that ducks make.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rubber Duck.
    Rubber Duck who?
    Rubber Duck dub, three men in a tub…

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sadie.
    Sadie who?
    Sadie magic word, and I’ll tell you who I am.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tire.
    Tire who?
    Tire shoestrings before you trip and fall.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ugo.
    Ugo who?
    Ugo open the door and see.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Vent.
    Vent who?
    I vent to school this morning. What did you do?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Winnie.
    Winnie who?
    Winnie funnier joke comes along, I’ll tell it.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Xavier.
    Xavier who?
    Xavier! She’s sinking in the sea!

OPEN THE DOOR!
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Avery.
    Avery who?
    Avery Thanksgiving I eat a lot of turkey.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bean.
    Bean who?
    Bean standing out here for a long time.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canteloupe.
    Canteloupe who?
    Canteloupe without a girlfriend.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dewayne.
    Dewayne who?
    Dewayne fell on Noah’s Ark for forty days and forty nights.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Elvis.
    Elvis who?
    Elvis help Santa at Christmastime.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Freddie.
    Freddie who?
    Freddie or not, here I come!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gopher.
    Gopher who?
    Gopher-ther with these jokes, and I’ll leave!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Halibut.
    Halibut who?
    Halibut opening the door? I’m tired of knocking.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iguana.
    Iguana who?
    Iguana hold your hand.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s