breaking the ice with a booted foot so he could get to the water beneath, then taking his trusty Gillette from . . . where? His coat pocket?
âAnd then this morning he lost his razor, which iswhy heâs got the stubble,â the Beav said. He was smiling again, but there didnât seem to be a lot of humor in it.
âYeah. Same time he lost his gun. Did you see his teeth?â
Beaver made a what-now grimace.
âFour gone. Two on top, two on the bottom. He looks like the What-me-worry kid thatâs always on the front of Mad magazine.â
âNot a big deal, buddy. Iâve got a couple of AWOL choppers myself.â Beaver hooked back one corner of his mouth, baring his left gum in a one-sided grin Jonesy could have done without. âEee? Ight ack ere.â
Jonesy shook his head. It wasnât the same. âThe guyâs a lawyer, Beavâheâs out in public all the time, his looks are part of his living. And these babies are right out in front. He didnât know they were gone. Iâd swear to it.â
âYou donât suppose he got exposed to radiation or something, do you?â Beaver asked uneasily. âYour teeth fall out when you get fuckin radiation poisonin, I saw that in a movie one time. One of the ones youâre always watching, those monster shows. You donât suppose itâs that, do you? Maybe he got that red mark the same time.â
âYeah, he got a dose when the Mars Hill Nuclear Power Plant blew up,â Jonesy said, and Beaverâs puzzled expression made him immediately sorry for the crack. âBeav, when you get radiation poisoning, I think your hair falls out, too.â
The Beaverâs face cleared. âYeah, thatâs right. Theguy in the movie ended up as bald as Telly whatâs-his-fuck, used to play that cop on TV.â He paused. âThen the guy died. The one in the movie, I mean, not Telly, although now that I think of itââ
âThis guyâs got plenty of hair,â Jonesy interrupted. Let Beaver get off on a tangent and they would likely never get back to the point. He noticed that, out of the strangerâs presence, neither of them called him Rick, or even McCarthy. Just âthe guy,â as if they subconsciously wanted to turn him into something less important than a manâsomething generic, as if that would make it matter less if . . . well, if.
âYeah,â Beaver said. âHe does, doesnât he? Plenty of hair.â
âHe must have amnesia.â
âMaybe, but he remembers who he is, who he was with, shit like that. Man, that was some trumpet-blast he blew, wasnât it? And the stink ! Like ether!â
âYeah,â Jonesy said. âI kept thinking of starter fluid. Diabetics get a smell when theyâre tipping over. I read that in a mystery novel, I think.â
âIs it like starter fluid?â
âI canât remember.â
They stood there looking at each other, listening to the wind. It crossed Jonesyâs mind to tell Beaver about the lightning the guy claimed to have seen, but why bother? Enough was enough.
âI thought he was going to blow his cookies when he leaned forward like that,â the Beav said. âDidnât you?â
Jonesy nodded.
âAnd he donât look well, not at all well.â
âNo.â
Beaver sighed, tossed his toothpick in the trash, and looked out the window, where the snow was coming down harder and heavier than ever. He flicked his fingers through his hair. âMan, I wish Henry and Pete were here. Henry especially.â
âBeav, Henryâs a psychiatrist. â
âI know, but heâs the closest thing to a doctor we gotâand I think that fellow needs doctoring.â
Henry actually was a physicianâhad to be, in order to get his certificate of shrinkologyâbut heâd never practiced anything except psychiatry, as far as Jonesy knew.
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