âAnd thatâs Gus and Emma.â
âShake hands, Edward,â Martin said.
Edward held up his paw.
Gus shook it. Emma shook it. I shook it.
Goofy licked it.
âSay hello, Edward,â Martin said.
âArf-arf,â Edward said.
It was not exactly âhello,â but you could tell what he meant.
âWow! Your dog is amazing,â said Emma.
âI was going to enter him in the Truly Terrific Trick Contest this weekend,â Martin said. âBut I have a tuba lesson.â
âDo you mean the contest at the streetfair?â Emma asked. âI saw a poster for that. Kids and their dogs can enter. And the winner gets a trophy.â
âA trophy?â I asked. âReally?â
âDo they have a prize for Stupidest Pet Trick?â Gus asked. âIâll bet Goof could win that one!â
Goofy lay on his back on the sidewalk.
I think he was ignoring Gus.
âWhatâs your dogâs name?â Martin asked.
âGoofy,â I said. It sounded kind of lame next to a name like Edward .
Goofy wriggled on his back like a snake. His tongue was hanging out.
âWhatâs he doing?â Martin asked.
âItching,â I said.
âEdward is never itchy,â Martin said. He reached into his backpack. âWatch this.â
Martin took out a book. âJust a regular book, right?â He showed it to me. âNow read it.â
âIâve already read that,â I said.
âNot you,â Martin said. âEdward.â
I laughed. âYour dog cannot read!â
âWhy not?â Martin asked.
âBecause he is a dog,â I said. I said it very slowly and clearly.
Since apparently Martin was a little crazy.
âJust watch,â Martin said.
He put the book on the ground. It was called Frog on a Log.
âOpen the book, Edward,â said Martin.
Edward put his little white poodle paw on the book.
He pulled on the cover.
The book flipped open.
âGood dog, Edward,â Martin said. âNow read to Roscoe.â
Edward looked at the first page. So did I.
It said:
Frog on a log
in a big, dark bog.
Edward said:
Arf arf arf arf
arf arf arf arf arf.
âGood dog, Edward,â said Martin. âNext page.â
Edward turned the page with his nose. I looked over his shoulder.
The page had three words:
Jump, frog, jump!
Edward said:
Arf arf arf!
I looked at Martin.
I looked at Edward.
He didnât look so silly anymore. Even with the kitty sweater.
âThat dog is a genius,â I said.
We looked at Goofy.
He was eating an old gym sock.
âYour dog is nice too,â Martin said.
7
Pandas
I thought about Edward and that book all the next day.
Especially when it was reading time.
Gus and Emma and I are in the same reading group. There are six kids.
All the groups have animal names. There are Panthers. Giraffes. And Tigers.
Gus and Emma and I are Pandas.
We each read two pages out loud.
When someone else is reading, we have to follow the rules:
No talking.
No laughing if somebody makes a mistake.
No sound effects.
Ms. Diz made up the third rule after we read our last book.
It was called Honk! Honk! Beep! Beep!
When we were all done, I asked Ms. Diz a question. Iâd been wondering about it ever since meeting Edward.
âMs. Diz,â I asked, âdo you think a dog can read?â
Ms. Diz thought for a second.
âWell, I doubt it, Roscoe,â she said.âWhy do you ask?â
âBecause Gus and Emma and me met a dog who could read Frog on a Log. â
âHe wasnât exactly reading, Roscoe,â Gus said. âIt was more like weird barking.â
âBut he barked when there was an actual word,â I said. âIf we can learn to read, why canât a dog?â
âWell, Roscoe,â Ms. Diz said, âitâs not that simple. Before you can read, you need to know your letters and the sounds they make. Iâve never met a dog
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