in townâ. . .â
âWhat about it?â the talkback demanded.
âCan we lose âsmuttiestâ?â
âThe text of the ad has been cleared with Rob Parrott. Not sure that we ought to make any changes.â
Bernard Walton was adamant. âLook, I donât want my name associated with anything âsmuttyâ.â
âItâs only a word, Bernard. It goes with âsaucyâ and âsexyâ.â
âNo. âSaucyâ and âsexyâ are all right. âSmuttyâ is something else again. âSmuttyâ is unwholesome.â
âI donât think itâs going to worry anyone.â
âListen, Tony, Iâve lent my name to this new campaign for standards in television. To the Great British Public, Bernard Walton represents Family Values, the kind of entertainment you wouldnât be ashamed for your kids to see. Bernard Walton is not associated with anything âsmuttyâ.â
At this point Tony Delaunayâs unfailing pragmatism once again took over. Rob Parrott might want the word âsmuttiestâ in the commercial, but Bernard Walton saw it as a potential threat to his knighthood. Persuading the recalcitrant star to include the word could take up valuable time. âOK, lose âsmuttiestâ,â said the talkback. âDo we need another word in there?â
âNo, itâll flow all right with just âsauciest, sexiest show in townâ.â
âRight you are. OK, letâs go for a read.â
Mark Lear lay slumped in the chair beside Tony Delaunay. He appeared to be asleep. Certainly he took no interest in what was being recorded in his studio.
The commercial was done in two takes. Tony Delaunay had got the small reel off the tape machine and left the building almost before the cast streamed back into the sitting area. âWhereâs a phone?â demanded Bernard Walton. âI need a cab.â He turned to Mark. âHave you got a number for a taxi firm?â
Mark looked up blearily, and Charles was glad heâd noticed a printed card stuck on one of the notice boards. âHereâs one,â he said, handing it and the cordless phone across to Bernard.
âHm . . .â David J. Girton stroked his hands down over his ample belly. âDonât suppose anyone fancies a little drink? I noticed there was a pub thatâs open all day by the ââ
âNo,â Cookie replied shortly. âWeâve got a show to do tonight. Iâm off to my digs for half an hourâs kip.â And, without a look or word to anyone, she left the building.
âOh, for Godâs sake!â Bernard Walton slammed the aerial back into the phone with annoyance. âHalf a bloody hour for a cab! âIn the middle of the school run rush,ââ he mimicked. âWhat do I care about bloody school runs? Iâll see if I can find a cab on the street.â
And the star stumped out.
âEr, Ran,â Charles murmured. âAbout that twenty quid . . .â
âJust off to the cash point now, dear boy.â And Ransome George too was suddenly gone.
âI should be off,â said Pippa Trewin. âMeeting my agent for tea.â
David J. Girton chuckled. âOh, right. Mustnât keep the agent waiting, must we? Particularly when that agentâs . . .â And he mentioned the name of one of the biggest in the business.
What is it with this girl Pippa Trewin, wondered Charles, as he watched her neatly and demurely leave the studio. Sheâs had the best start in the business of any young actress Iâve ever heard of.
Now there were only the three of them left â Charles Paris, Mark Lear and David J. Girton. âWell,â said the director diffidently, âwhat
about
a little drink . . .?â
He was preaching to the converted. Charles made a token remonstrance about having to do a show that night.
âNonsense. Some of the
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