though they were being paid, everyone except Bernard was rather miffed that theyâd been dragged out for the recording. Theyâd each got such a tiny âcough and a spitâ in the commercial that theyâd never be identified personally. One voice, any voice â even an anonymous voice like Charles Parisâs â could have been used to read all Bernard Waltonâs feed-lines.
âLetâs get this knocked on the head as quickly as possible,â said Tony Delaunay. âIâve got a lot to do, and Iâm sure you all want a break before âthe halfâ.â The assembled company mumbled agreement. The company manager turned to David J. Girton. âWill you be producing the recording, David?â
But the directorâs moment of assertiveness had passed, and given way once again to his customary languor. âNo, no,â he said rather grandly. âI have complete faith in you, Tony.â
The company manager nodded, without comment, and turned to Mark. âOK, through into the studio with them?â
âSure.â Mark Lear moved clumsily across to hold back the double doors. His disoriented sullenness had suddenly given way to a kind of giggly euphoria. âThrough you come, my luvvies!â A few of the cast bridled â they didnât like being called âluvviesâ â but nobody said anything. âCome on, into the studio! Letâs commit this deathless piece of drama to tape!â
He looked piercingly at Cookie Stone as she passed through. âI know you, donât I? Weâve met before, havenât we?â
âI donât think so,â she replied.
âAt the Beeb? Didnât you ever work for Continuing Education?â
âNo.â Cookie dropped into a Brooklyn âBroadway Babeâ voice. âI never got the breaks. From birth I was just a no-hoper. I never made it into Continuing Education.â
But by then Mark Lear had lost interest in Cookie, in favour of Pippa Trewin. Something of the old charm heâd focused on so many young women came back into his manner, as he murmured, âAnd who are you?â
âPippa Trewin.â
âOh,
youâre
Pippa Trewin,â he said. âWell, well, well. I know all about you.â And he fixed her with a beady, challenging eye. The girl looked away, annoyance twitching at the corner of her mouth.
âCan we get on, please?â demanded Tony Delaunay from the control cubicle.
âYes, of course.â Mark Lear stumbled through to join him. Tony put the talkback key down, and spoke through into the studio. âAll gather round the one mike, I imagine. OK, one run and we should be able to take it.â
They were cramped around the microphone. A green light flicked on and Bernard Walton started speaking. Through the double glass, Charles could see Tony Delaunay and David J. Girton in the control cubicle, both looking confused. Tony turned to Mark Lear beside him. Their dumb show made it clear that no sound was coming through from the studio. Charles saw Mark turn helplessly to a bank of sockets and reach, without conviction, towards a jack plug.
In one seamlessly efficient movement, Tony Delaunayâs hand swept up to a row of switches and adjusted them. âOK, just give me a couple of words for level, Bernard,â his voice crackled through the talkback.
âFrom the minute the script of
not on your wife!
arrived, I knew I was reading the funniest play that ââ
âOK, fine.â Tony Delaunayâs fingers flickered across the control desk, doing a little more fine tuning. Beside him, Mark Lear had sunk back into his chair, eyes almost closed, happy to surrender responsibility to the company manager. âGive us a read and then weâll go for a take,â said Tony.
âJust a moment,â Bernard Walton objected.
âWhat is it?â
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