toasted sandwich is that it is eaten warm.
‘Talks where? Where are you when she talks about hair?’
He jerked his head. ‘Where you think? Where you talk this kind of talk?’
I gave him the lawyerly eye. ‘Enzio, if this woman wanted hair, she wouldn’t be talking to you in bed about hair. She’s feeling guilty because she’s having such a good time. Her hairy husband, all he had was hair. That’s all she can find to say about him. You, on the other hand, you’ve got something else.’
I paused, bent my head closer. ‘It’s not hair she wants, Enzio. Get me?’
The ends of Enzio’s mouth bent down, slowly, a sinister, knowing look.
‘Fuck hair,’ he said. He made a gesture with his right forearm that brooked no misinterpretation.
‘Exactly. Now get back to work.’
He left. In the doorway to the kitchen, he turned. Our eyes met. He gave me a confident nod. Several nods.
Next patient, Dr Irish. Would that all problems admitted of such effortless solutions. In particular, my problems. The sandwich was still warm. Halfway, I signalled for the coffee, the short signal, thumb and index fingers a centimetre apart.
Carmel brought the potent eggcup of coffee and a yellow A4 envelope. ‘Enzio says this came yesterday.’ She touched the tip of her tongue to her upper lip, a kissable upper lip. ‘He’s whistling,’ she said. ‘Is there a secret?’
‘Make them come to you,’ I said. ‘Never use force.’
She nodded, no expression. ‘Thank you. I believe some call you the cookmaster.’
‘The knowing do,’ I said.
Carmel was clearing the table next to the door as I left.
‘Your work here will never be done,’ she said.
The office was cold and I noticed dust. How could anyone trust a solicitor whose office was dusty? I put on the blow heater and the smell of hot dust filled the room. How had this dust problem crept up on me?
Cyril Wootton on the answering machine, twice, a Wootton urgent but not irascible, which was unusual. My sister, Rosa, mildly exasperated, which was not. Drew Greer, saying unkind, mocking things about St Kilda’s performance against West Coast. Sad but to be expected from someone rendered agnostic by the death of Fitzroy. And Mrs Purbrick.
Jack, darling, such short notice but you must come for drinks tomorrow, six-ish, no excuses accepted .
It’s business, I thought. And my chance to meet the Cundalls. Everyone else had.
I rang Cyril.
‘As always, Mr Wootton will be delighted to have made contact with you,’ said Mrs Davenport. Every day, she sounded more like Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
‘But do we ever really make contact, Mrs Davenport? We talk, we may even touch, but do we make contact? I mean, in the sense of…’
‘Putting you through,’ she said.
‘Jesus, Jack,’ said Wootton, ‘mobile that’s not switched on, what the fuck is the purpose…’
‘Silence is the purpose, Cyril. The silence in which to do one’s work.’
He gave me a silence. Then he made a noise, not so much animal as vegetable, the noise a sad carrot or potato might make, the noise of something deeply, hopelessly embedded in mud.
‘The client would like a progress report,’ he said.
Spoilt rotten, judges. Associates and clerks and tipstaffs and witnesses and defendants and jurors and learned counsel in silly wigs, all hanging on their every word, many of them hanging and fawning.
‘Tell the client I’ll report when there’s something worth reporting.’
Wootton whistled, put the phone down. He’d be one of the fawners. I’d have to ask Cyril how it was that Mr Justice Colin Loder brought the problem of Robbie Colburne to him.
I sat down and thought about my progress. Nil, really. Robbie left the country and didn’t appear to have come back. That was about it. It was strange but there were possible explanations.
Time to go home. Dawn in cold Lithgow seemed days away.
Halfway to my car, I heard a car slowing behind me, looked around, flight-or-fight coming
‘Talks where? Where are you when she talks about hair?’
He jerked his head. ‘Where you think? Where you talk this kind of talk?’
I gave him the lawyerly eye. ‘Enzio, if this woman wanted hair, she wouldn’t be talking to you in bed about hair. She’s feeling guilty because she’s having such a good time. Her hairy husband, all he had was hair. That’s all she can find to say about him. You, on the other hand, you’ve got something else.’
I paused, bent my head closer. ‘It’s not hair she wants, Enzio. Get me?’
The ends of Enzio’s mouth bent down, slowly, a sinister, knowing look.
‘Fuck hair,’ he said. He made a gesture with his right forearm that brooked no misinterpretation.
‘Exactly. Now get back to work.’
He left. In the doorway to the kitchen, he turned. Our eyes met. He gave me a confident nod. Several nods.
Next patient, Dr Irish. Would that all problems admitted of such effortless solutions. In particular, my problems. The sandwich was still warm. Halfway, I signalled for the coffee, the short signal, thumb and index fingers a centimetre apart.
Carmel brought the potent eggcup of coffee and a yellow A4 envelope. ‘Enzio says this came yesterday.’ She touched the tip of her tongue to her upper lip, a kissable upper lip. ‘He’s whistling,’ she said. ‘Is there a secret?’
‘Make them come to you,’ I said. ‘Never use force.’
She nodded, no expression. ‘Thank you. I believe some call you the cookmaster.’
‘The knowing do,’ I said.
Carmel was clearing the table next to the door as I left.
‘Your work here will never be done,’ she said.
The office was cold and I noticed dust. How could anyone trust a solicitor whose office was dusty? I put on the blow heater and the smell of hot dust filled the room. How had this dust problem crept up on me?
Cyril Wootton on the answering machine, twice, a Wootton urgent but not irascible, which was unusual. My sister, Rosa, mildly exasperated, which was not. Drew Greer, saying unkind, mocking things about St Kilda’s performance against West Coast. Sad but to be expected from someone rendered agnostic by the death of Fitzroy. And Mrs Purbrick.
Jack, darling, such short notice but you must come for drinks tomorrow, six-ish, no excuses accepted .
It’s business, I thought. And my chance to meet the Cundalls. Everyone else had.
I rang Cyril.
‘As always, Mr Wootton will be delighted to have made contact with you,’ said Mrs Davenport. Every day, she sounded more like Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
‘But do we ever really make contact, Mrs Davenport? We talk, we may even touch, but do we make contact? I mean, in the sense of…’
‘Putting you through,’ she said.
‘Jesus, Jack,’ said Wootton, ‘mobile that’s not switched on, what the fuck is the purpose…’
‘Silence is the purpose, Cyril. The silence in which to do one’s work.’
He gave me a silence. Then he made a noise, not so much animal as vegetable, the noise a sad carrot or potato might make, the noise of something deeply, hopelessly embedded in mud.
‘The client would like a progress report,’ he said.
Spoilt rotten, judges. Associates and clerks and tipstaffs and witnesses and defendants and jurors and learned counsel in silly wigs, all hanging on their every word, many of them hanging and fawning.
‘Tell the client I’ll report when there’s something worth reporting.’
Wootton whistled, put the phone down. He’d be one of the fawners. I’d have to ask Cyril how it was that Mr Justice Colin Loder brought the problem of Robbie Colburne to him.
I sat down and thought about my progress. Nil, really. Robbie left the country and didn’t appear to have come back. That was about it. It was strange but there were possible explanations.
Time to go home. Dawn in cold Lithgow seemed days away.
Halfway to my car, I heard a car slowing behind me, looked around, flight-or-fight coming
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