scratch? Just so he could be close to that conniving cunt and her whining brat?
Appalled at his inner monologue, Stegner checked himself in the rear-view mirror to see if heâd grown horns and a pointed goatee. Okay, that was an evil thought. But when it came down to it, did he really feel anything but relief that Richie was out of his life? He knew that men were supposed to love their sons no matter what, but he also knew that his own father had barely tolerated him. Why should he be any different?
As he climbed out of the car, mostly to leave these taboo thoughts behind, and walked up to the house, a trio of screaming kids covered in some sugary substance nearly collided with him. A harried mother ran after them, apologizing, âSorry! We shouldnât have done this in the front yard, but the construction.â¦â
She didnât have to say anymore. There was always construction going on in these big homes. They reminded Stegner of the Winchester Mystery Houseâthat place up north that had belonged to the widow of the inventor of the Winchester rifle who believed that, if she stopped building her house, the ghosts of those killed by her husbandâs life-work would come get her. Stegner wasnât sure what ghostly curse compelled people in the L.A. area to keep adding on to their houses, but the effect was the same.
âNo problem,â he said, smiling affably. âIâm looking for Justin. Do know where he is?â Stegner didnât know any child named Justin, but he felt it was a fair bet that there were as least two at this party.
The mother looked around the chaos. âUm, you might try inside. With the magician.â
Bingo.
Bob Steinkellner was dying. He was dying in the show business sense, since his balloon tricks had already cleared half the kids from the room. And he was dying in the spiritual sense, since he was performing magic at childrenâs parties and living in a studio apartment off Yucca that his parole officer called âthe worst piece of shit placeâ heâd ever set foot in. (And presumably a parole officerâs feet knew shit when they stepped in it.) And, finally, he was dying in the literal sense, sinceheâd been diagnosed with a particularly virulent strain of follicular lymphoma, which, his doctor assured him, could be treated by chemotherapyâchemotherapy that Steinkellner couldnât afford and that he didnât really want. Right now, his full head of hair was the only blessing he had.
He finished two tricks early. The kids, looking slack-jawed and bored since they couldnât control him with a remote, ran off to beat a SpongeBob piñata to death, and Steinkellner packed his scarves and cards and Dove Pans and Chinese Wands and Rubber Ropes and Professorâs Nightmare and Milk Pitcher and Needle Thru Balloon Trick and Hippy Hop Rabbits and Torn and Restored Newspaper and Mouth Coil and Egg Bag and Breakaway Wand and Magic Coloring Book neatly in his black carrying cases. He had another party to perform at in an hour. In Alhambra. Death couldnât come soon enough, he thought.
And he was only partly joking.
âMr. Steinkellner?â The man who addressed him was a very unpleasant-looking fellow indeed. Dressed in a dark blue windbreaker, black slacks, and white shirt, he looked like a rent-a-cop whoâd just taken off his tie to try to blend in with the crowd.
âDonât you mean Steiny the Magnificent?â Steinkellner replied wearily.
âWe need to go somewhere and talk, Mr. Steinkellner.â
âI donât think we do. At least I donât.â
âHow long have you been out of prison, Mr. Steinkellner?â
Steiny the Magnificent looked aroundâit didnât do well to let people know that their childrenâs party entertainment was a convicted felon. No one had heard. No one was sticking around to ask for his autograph.
âYou want to keep it down?â
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