fence and teach that harpy some respect for cats.â
âOh, quit your yowling,â the harpy said, rolling her eyes. âIâd just fly higher if you did. Everyone knows cats canât fly. Then Iâd scream, and then
youâd
scream, and what would that get you? Another headache, thatâs what.â
âLet me guess,â Emma said. âHarpies donât like cats?â
âI heard that harpies donât like anyone,â the Toe-Chewer said. âNot even other harpies.â
âOther harpies are boring,â the harpy said. âThey donât even watch TV or anything. Theyâre all like, âChloe, why are you doing that?â and âWhatâs a gnomebot? Whatâs a bot? I once saw a gnome and he didnât have metal arms.â Super. Annoying.â
âWait,â Emma said. âYou watch
Gnomebots
?â
âWhen I can.â Chloe shrugged. âThe reception on the cathedral roofâs pretty good, but I have to watch it on this tiny portable TV. And I canât see well up close so I have to watch it with these stupid goggles on. Itâs easier to watch it from a distance through peopleâs windows and listen with the portable, but sometimes they donât have it on or they close the blinds.â
âI always watch it,â Emma said. âI could keep the blinds up if you promise not to annoy my cats. Or my mom.â
Chloe grinned, her face lighting up. âDeal! I donât turn you in; you keep the blinds open when youâre watching
Gnomebots
.â
Emma couldnât help smiling. âI thought the deal was that I didnât tell about what you wrote all over the wall?â She glanced back at it. The wall read Hclou trec Trols nave fung before cutting off mid-letter. âWhatâs it supposed to say anyway?â
âWhat? What do you mean? I thought most humans could read.â The harpy put her goggles back on and looked at the wall, too. She swore loudly. Emma flinched and covered her ears. Her cats yowled again.
Chloe hopped along the fence, beating her wings, her talons slicing through some of the links. âAll that for nothing! You know how hard it was to get this worthless spray paint?â She stopped and glared at the wall over her shoulder, her head turning almost completely around, like an owlâs. âIt was supposed to say âHollow Tree trolls have fungus on their heads.â â
âOh. Do trolls not like having fungus on their heads?â Emma asked. âI thought they always had things growing on them.â
âDonât you know anything about trolls?â the harpy said.
âOnly what I read on CragWiki,â Emma said.
âTrust me, donât ever tell a regular troll he has fungus on him. Not unless you can fly away. And donât tell a wild troll anything, because theyâre not nearly as friendly and sane as regular trolls.â
âThanks,â Emma said. âIâll remember that.â
âEnough talking,â Jack said. âWe have ratters to find.â
âWeâre going.â Emma waved to the harpy. âMaybe Iâll see you when
Gnomebots
is on?â
âDonât let the ratters gnaw you to death or anything, cat-girl.â Chloe glanced at the wall again, then shrugged and raised her wings. She jumped off the fence, and her wings flapped until she rose into the air and flew off.
Emma looked over at her cats. âReady?â
âYou talk too much,â Fat Leon said. âLetâs go.â
* * *
Emma tried the nearest door, but it was locked. She looked back at the row of windows Chloe had pointed out. Sheâd just have to break one.
She pressed her face against the farthest window. It had been a classroom once. A cracked chalkboard covered one wall, and a few rusted chairs and desks were strewn around the room. Mold dotted the edges of the window frame.
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