short, semihysterical giggle. âJust call me Samantha.â
âYeah, and Iâm Darin. And this is all a TV sitcom.â
She laughed, tilting her head to his shoulder. âNow, if I could only wiggle my nose.â
âTry it.â
She did it, and they laughed.
Snowclaw had already wolfed down most of the kwalkarkk. âAnybody want these little ribs here â whatâre these from, a bird, or what?â
âGo ahead,â Gene said, still laughing.
Snowclaw picked up the plate, flipped the spare ribs into the air and caught them in his mouth. He crunched and chewed clinically. âNot bad,â he pronounced. âKinda tasteless, though. Hey, are you guys gonna eat any of this?â
âOh, help yourself, Snowclaw,â Linda said, recovering from the giggling bout. âIf I get hungry, Iâll just go poof and conjure up a cheeseburger or something.â
âIs that what this is?â Snowclaw asked. He popped the Big Mac into his maw, gave it three perfunctory chews, gulped it down, then tilted his head back and upended the box of fries into his wide-open jaws.
âLetâs go, Emily Post,â Gene told him, walking arm in arm with Linda out the door.
âBe right with you, Darin!â
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âAre we lost again?â
Gene looked around. âOh, hell, I guess â â
They heard pounding feet. Three castle guards rushed out of a crossing corridor and double-timed it away from them down the hall. One of the Guardsmen looked back, giving Geneâs uniform the eye. But he didnât stop.
âLooks like somethingâs up,â Gene said. âI wonder what.â
Linda said, âWell, thereâs a war going on outside.â
âYeah, a siege. I wonder what happens if the besiegers win â happens to us, I mean?â
âWe can hide.â
âLetâs hope.â
They walked on down the corridor. Along the wall here and there were empty niches and alcoves. Arches swept across the hallway at even intervals, supported by massive columns to either side. One door led through to a spiral staircase. They came to the intersecting corridor and stopped.
âWhich way, gang?â Gene asked.
âI think weâve been here before,â Snowclaw said. âI smell you guys.â
âYouâre no rose petal yourself, kid,â Gene retorted.
âI didnât say you stank,â Snowclaw said, sounding a little miffed, ânow did I? Itâs just that Iâve got a good nose, and you hairless types have a distinctive smell.â
âJust kidding, Snowclaw. I canât say you have any sort of scent at all. Humans donât have a well-developed olfactory sense.â
âOlwhatory?â
âSmell, smell. Anyway, I apologize. I didnât know you were sensitive.â
âOh, itâs all right. For some reason Iâm edgy.â Snowclaw sniffed the air. âDonât know what it is.â
Suddenly the floor began to vibrate and a low, growling rumble came from what seemed like the entire structure of the keep.
Linda clutched at Geneâs sleeve. Gene took her hand and pulled her back down the hall, ducking into a nearby alcove. âCome on, Snowclaw!â
Snowclaw crowded in with them.
About five seconds later the alcove began quickly to rise.
âWhoa!â Gene yelled, poking his head out the opening. âHey, weâre â â
Snowclaw yanked him back just as the thick stone edge of the ceiling â and the floor above â swept past. âYouâd look funny without a head.â
âThanks. Sorry, that was stupid.â
Another floor went by, then another. Then the moving alcove slowed. A fourth cross-section of stone slid down across the opening, coming to a stop at a level smoothly flush with the floor of the alcove.
âIs this lingerie, do you think?â Gene asked.
The three jumped out.
Linda marveled, âA stone
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