Mr. Dumovitch can have a ponytail, because smart people always have freaky hair. When you think about it, Albert Einstein looks as punk rock as Johnny Rotten. And the only difference between Adam Antâs hair and Thomas Jeffersonâs is the color of the ribbon they put around their ponytails.
Mr. D is fine with us practicing in the garage as long as we stack all the boxes along the two walls that are connected to the house. Iâm thinking itâs to keep us from breaking something. Treat says itâs to soundproof the room.
Treat opens the door to the Bug and says, âIâll get this out of the way.â
âYou can drive it?â I say.
âIâve got my permit,â he says.
Keith looks in the passenger-side window, then up at Treat. âHow old are you?â
âOld enough to know.â
âKnow what?â
Treat leans on the roof of the car to get closer to Keith. âKnow where to hide your body if you ask too many questions.â He smiles and Keith does this chin-scratching, squinty-eyed nod, like,
Yes, thatâs exactly what I thought.
I run my hand along the curvy back fender. Itâs so smooth and waxy the metal feels soft. âWhereâd you get it?â
âMy dadâs had it since college,â Treat says and climbs in. âItâs still pretty cherry because as soon as he got a good job he stopped driving it.â
âWhyâd he keep it?â
âI donât know,â Treat says. âSentimental shit, I guess.â He fires up the engine and it sounds like a baseball card when you strap it to your bike so the spokes hit itâloud and trilling and sputtery. âSomebody get the garage door.â
With Keith backing away from the car and heading over to the door to the house, I walk to the garage door. Just as Iâm about to start pushing it open, the door moves on its own and I almost fall over. With the carâs engine zinging and the springs on the door creaking and popping, Iâm as confused as a rookie in an all-star game. Then I look back at Keith standing by the door to the house, his finger on some little box on the wall and laughing at me like heâs the Great Oz.
Once we start stacking boxes along the two walls, we get this rhythm going where I hand Treat a box, he spins and places it onthe wall, then turns around and Keithâs handing him the next box. Treatâs twisting and placing so fast the shaved parts of his head start beading up and the Mohawk sags a little. He climbs up on the wall, four feet high now, and says, âYou guys got any band names yet?â
âHow about the Tix?â Keith says. âWith an
X.
Or Fluff Knuckle?â
âYeah,â Treat says without turning around from the box heâs slamming into place. âIf we wanted to tour with the Village People.â
I hand a box up. âSometimes girls like stuff like that. Like if we were called Innocents but we spelled the last part with a cent sign?â
Treat slaps my box up against another one. âNo.â
âWait,â I say. âDo you get it? We donât spell it out all the wayââ
âI get it,â he says. He starts walking along the box wall heâs built, rubbing the shaved parts of his head, getting his hand right up to the base of the Mohawk before sliding it back down to his neck. âPunk is about going against that candy store shit. Punk walks right up to the cops, knocks the doughnut out of their hands, and says, âOh, and one more thing, Officer Swine. Fuck the po-lice.ââ
Treat walks back to the middle, stops, and stares down at us. Heâs already half a foot taller than me and Iâve got a couple inches on Keith, and with four feet of boxes beneath him and the Mohawk reaching up to the rafters, Iâm not sure if weâre supposed to bow or clap or what.
Before I talk, I put my hands in my back pockets and pull my head back. I think
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