pulp and Tim practically got his head bashed in.â
âThe way Prickle-Head was holding the spade it could have sliced off the top of my head just like a boiled egg!â I said dramatically.
Kelly refused to be impressed.
âIf Iâd caught you there with Biscuits Iâd have jumped up and down on your head myself,â she said darkly.
She waved Theresa Troll in the air and hit me hard before I had time to duck. It was surprising how much a plastic troll could hurt.
â
Ouch!
â I said, reeling. I had to try very very hard not to cry.
âServes you right,â said Kelly. âJust be glad Theresaâs not a sharp spade. Iâm not like this stupid Prickle-Head you keep going on about. I donât miss when I take aim.â
She stalked off, her pony-tail switching furiously right and left.
âWow!â said Biscuits. âOld Killer-Kelly, eh? I dropped you in it there all right, didnât I, Super-Tim?â
âToo right, Biscuits-Boy,â I said, rubbing my head ruefully.
I sighed. At least I was back being friends with Biscuits. I hoped that Kelly might have got over her mega-huff by tomorrow. I so wanted us
all
to be friends.
âWhatâs up, dear?â said Mum, coming and putting her arm round me. âYouâre looking a bit peaky. Howâs your poor old eye? Itâs not still smarting, is it? It looks a bit watery.â
âItâs fine, Mum, really,â I said.
âItâs silly, everyone thinks sandy beaches are so safe â and yet they can cause all sorts of problems,â said Mum.
âI know,â I said. I wondered what Mum would say if she knew of my problems in the sand with Prickle-Head.
âIâd be happy to give the beach a miss tomorrow,â said Mum, keeping her voice down. âWe could go for a car trip, maybe explore another castle. Youâd like that, wouldnât you, Tim? And Biscuits will go along with that so long as we feed him every five minutes.â Mum sniffed.
âYou bet I will,â said Biscuits, who had sharp ears.
âSo itâs all settled,â said Mum. âWeâll go on a car trip, just the four of us.â
âWhatâs that?â said Dad, coming over. âNot tomorrow. Itâs the Caravan Site Carnival Day and weâve all been invited, remember?â
âOh yes,â said Mum. âBut Tim and Biscuits want to go for a car ride, donât you boys?â
âIâd sooner go to a carnival,â said Biscuits. I saw the dreamy look in his eyes. Carnivals meant ice-creams and candy floss and hot dogs.
âWhat about you, Tim?â said Mum.
I hesitated. I hated to upset her. But if I didnât go to this Carnival Day I knew Iâd upsetKelly even more. I rubbed the sore place on my forehead where Theresa Troll had clouted me.
âIâd like to go to the Carnival Day too,â I said.
It was a BIG mistake.
The moment we got to the caravan site and saw the ropes and flags set out across the beach I realized something terrible.
There were going to be sports.
I am the least sporty boy ever.
âGreat!â said Dad, reading the poster. âThereâs going to be all sorts of races. Sprinting, relay, three-legged, sack race, egg and spoon. You boys must have a go.â
âItâll be just for people staying at the caravan site,â I said quickly. âWe canât enter, it wouldnât be fair.â
âDonât be such a wimp, Tim,â Dad said sharply. âOf course you can enter.â
âBut I donât want to!â I said.
âNor do I, actually, said Biscuits loyally.
âThere! Weâd have all been much better off if weâd gone for a car ride,â said Mum. âIn fact, why donât we still go? This carnival doesnât look very exciting. There arenât any craft or bric-a-brac stalls, and the tombola prizes donât look much cop. There arenât
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