short.â
âYeah, because we only have three buildings, and this dump and the stupid outhouse are two of them.â Bob glowered as he backed up to the wooden pole near an empty apple bin and started rubbing against it like a bear against a tree.
Homer got the sense that Jenkins would have been throwing vegetables by now if there had been any. Jenkinsâs patient, happy expression was as natural as a winter storm in a snow globe. âSo, what brought you in today? I bet you saw the nifty sandwich board I set by the highway.â
Mia opened her mouth, paused, then shut it. If even Miaâs lost for wordsâ Homer didnât have the chance to finish the thought before Jenkins spoke again.
âPainted that sign myself. I imagine that you three are justthe beginning of all the curious travelers who decide to pop in.â
âThey didnât see the stupid sign. No sane human beings are going to drive ten miles out of their way because of a sandwich board.â Bob stepped away from the pole, his fingers twitching as though now they too were itchy.
âPeople love that sign. Itâs iconic,â Jenkins said, pulling a square of cloth from the chest pocket of his overalls and wiping it across his forehead.
Homer started stepping backward in the direction of the door. âMia, maybe we should goââ
âYou put it outside last Monday. How could it be iconic? Do you even know what âiconicâ means? Or did they not use big words at your couldnât-get-into-the-Ivy-League-so-I-have-to-go-here safety school?â Bobâs face was as red as the cartoonish apple on the wall just over his left shoulder.
âMia,â Homer tried again. âLetâs giveââ
âOh, come on. Youâre still angry that I got in and you didnât. Real mature, Robert. Way to get over the past.â
âWell, the eggplant on your stupid sign looks like a penis,â said Bob as he crossed his arms.
âNo it doesnât.â
âUh, yes it does.â
âExcuse me.â Miaâs shout was strong enough to make Homer step back and loud enough to startle Jenkins and Bob into silence. âThe thing is, babies can hear.â She put her hands on the sides of her stomach as though she were covering Tadpoleâsears. âSo Iâd rather you not shout. Plus, you two are behaving like a couple of jerk-faces. If you keep doing that, no oneâs going to want to join your thingie.â
âSorry.â Bob scuffed his toe against the floor.
âVery sorry,â Jenkins added.
âI accept.â Mia kept her expression stern, but Homer could see the corners of her mouth twitch.
Except for the occasional cough and Bobâs sneaker catching on the floor, the next few minutes were quiet.
When Einstein finally returned, the three of them couldnât get back to the Banana quickly enough.
Mia drove for three hours before she got tired and Homer took over. She crawled into the backseat to take a nap and Einstein moved up front.
After fifteen minutes of searching for a radio station that wasnât more static than music, Einstein turned the radio off completely, leaned his head against the window, and closed his eyes. Homer assumed heâd fallen asleep, too.
âWhat are you going to tell the dads when you call them later? About visiting Pillar College?â
âOh man. I totally forgot we were supposed to do that.â Homer, remembering that Mia actually was sleeping, lowered his voice to a whisper. âI thought you were down for the count.â He glanced at Einstein. His little brotherâs eyes were still closed, but he was tapping his fingers. âI donât know. Guess Iâll have tohope that they donât ask. FunnyââHomer shook his headââI was so focused on getting out of the shack that I wasnât thinking straight. Speaking of which, whyâd you take so long back there? Mia
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