there’s an old p. 95 Chinese saying: Why does he hate me so? I never did anything for him. That’s based on truth.”
“Don’t be silly,” Tracie said. “Jon will be grateful for anything I do to help him.”
“Mmm? Remember when you used to try to do diet consulting for me?”
“You didn’t ask me to! And I stopped!”
“Look,” Laura explained, “if Jon doesn’t resent it, Phil is going to start to. Too much attention paid to someone else.”
“Are you kidding me?” Tracie asked, then wondered if Phil would drop by that night, as he said he might. “Phil doesn’t notice anything I do. I’d like it if he was jealous.”
“We shall see,” Laura told her, and blinked like an owl. Tracie hated it when she acted wise.
“We shall see. And maybe we won’t. But we will be at the gym,” Tracie told her. “Beth and some of the girls from work go there three days a week. So are we.” She got up and put her arm on Laura’s much higher shoulder. “You’re gonna look great on the StairMaster,” Tracie predicted.
Seventies music blared in the background of Simon’s Gym. A roomful of women were working the circuit. “Susan went out with a guy, and when they started making out, she found out he was wearing a toupee,” Sara, one of the junior reporters at the Times, said.
“That’s a pucker,” Beth answered.
“What’s a pucker?” Tracie asked, sitting at the rowing machine, her head bent between p. 96 her knees. She was so tired, she thought she might puke.
“It’s the female equivalent of a wilt,” Sara explained. She held her finger up and indicated the loss of an erection. “So accountants are a pucker.”
“What else?” Tracie asked, still breathing heavily.
“Shoe salesmen,” Laura offered from the StairMaster, raising her left knee to her waist. The seventies album continued, “Let’s all celebrate and have a good time.”
“Brokers —stock or real estate. And security guards,” Sara chimed in while doing a warm-up side stretch to the left.
“Did you ever date a security guard?” Laura asked Sara.
“As if,” Sara said as she side-stretched to the right.
“Oh, computer guys,” Beth added as she changed the weights on the new device she was about to mount. It looked frightening and maybe sexual. “Seattle is full of them. They’re a bore. For some reason, they think you really care about their serial ports.” The music stopped for a minute and so did all the women. Then Kool & the Gang started in.
Sara grabbed a sweat towel and wiped off her brow. “Yeah,” she agreed. “Mothers always try to set you up with guys in the computer industry. But they’re like lepers. I think they all ought to be forced to wear bells around their necks and yell ‘Unclean, unclean’ when they come at you.”
p. 97 “Mothers?” Tracie asked, remembering her article and wincing.
“No. Geeks,” Sara explained. “Unless, of course, they’re vested.” Sara never quite got another person’s joke, but she was sweet. Laura, who only liked sweet pastries, rolled her eyes. “I’m not into marrying for money, but I heard Allison talking, and she knows exactly how much every stock is worth. She said she’s looking for some guy who’s floated his own IPO, whatever that is.”
“Allison,” Tracie said dismissively. “As if a rich man would look at her.”
“You don’t think Allison’s beautiful?” Sara asked.
“Nah,” Tracie said. “She looks too much like Sharon Stone, but with a better ass.”
“Hey, girls, speaking of asses,” called Beth. “It’s bicycle time.”
“No, let’s do the treadmill first.”
“Let’s eat lunch first,” Sara suggested. “I’m starved.”
“How about naptime first?” Laura asked, wiping the sweat off her upper lip.
They moved past the line of stationary bikes. The four of them each stepped onto a treadmill, punched in numbers, and started to walk. “So we know what we don’t like, but what is it about
“Don’t be silly,” Tracie said. “Jon will be grateful for anything I do to help him.”
“Mmm? Remember when you used to try to do diet consulting for me?”
“You didn’t ask me to! And I stopped!”
“Look,” Laura explained, “if Jon doesn’t resent it, Phil is going to start to. Too much attention paid to someone else.”
“Are you kidding me?” Tracie asked, then wondered if Phil would drop by that night, as he said he might. “Phil doesn’t notice anything I do. I’d like it if he was jealous.”
“We shall see,” Laura told her, and blinked like an owl. Tracie hated it when she acted wise.
“We shall see. And maybe we won’t. But we will be at the gym,” Tracie told her. “Beth and some of the girls from work go there three days a week. So are we.” She got up and put her arm on Laura’s much higher shoulder. “You’re gonna look great on the StairMaster,” Tracie predicted.
Seventies music blared in the background of Simon’s Gym. A roomful of women were working the circuit. “Susan went out with a guy, and when they started making out, she found out he was wearing a toupee,” Sara, one of the junior reporters at the Times, said.
“That’s a pucker,” Beth answered.
“What’s a pucker?” Tracie asked, sitting at the rowing machine, her head bent between p. 96 her knees. She was so tired, she thought she might puke.
“It’s the female equivalent of a wilt,” Sara explained. She held her finger up and indicated the loss of an erection. “So accountants are a pucker.”
“What else?” Tracie asked, still breathing heavily.
“Shoe salesmen,” Laura offered from the StairMaster, raising her left knee to her waist. The seventies album continued, “Let’s all celebrate and have a good time.”
“Brokers —stock or real estate. And security guards,” Sara chimed in while doing a warm-up side stretch to the left.
“Did you ever date a security guard?” Laura asked Sara.
“As if,” Sara said as she side-stretched to the right.
“Oh, computer guys,” Beth added as she changed the weights on the new device she was about to mount. It looked frightening and maybe sexual. “Seattle is full of them. They’re a bore. For some reason, they think you really care about their serial ports.” The music stopped for a minute and so did all the women. Then Kool & the Gang started in.
Sara grabbed a sweat towel and wiped off her brow. “Yeah,” she agreed. “Mothers always try to set you up with guys in the computer industry. But they’re like lepers. I think they all ought to be forced to wear bells around their necks and yell ‘Unclean, unclean’ when they come at you.”
p. 97 “Mothers?” Tracie asked, remembering her article and wincing.
“No. Geeks,” Sara explained. “Unless, of course, they’re vested.” Sara never quite got another person’s joke, but she was sweet. Laura, who only liked sweet pastries, rolled her eyes. “I’m not into marrying for money, but I heard Allison talking, and she knows exactly how much every stock is worth. She said she’s looking for some guy who’s floated his own IPO, whatever that is.”
“Allison,” Tracie said dismissively. “As if a rich man would look at her.”
“You don’t think Allison’s beautiful?” Sara asked.
“Nah,” Tracie said. “She looks too much like Sharon Stone, but with a better ass.”
“Hey, girls, speaking of asses,” called Beth. “It’s bicycle time.”
“No, let’s do the treadmill first.”
“Let’s eat lunch first,” Sara suggested. “I’m starved.”
“How about naptime first?” Laura asked, wiping the sweat off her upper lip.
They moved past the line of stationary bikes. The four of them each stepped onto a treadmill, punched in numbers, and started to walk. “So we know what we don’t like, but what is it about
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