starting to get the idea that it might be big, yeah,” said Quentin, peering around me. Fear made what might have been a sarcastic comment sound sincere. “What now?”
“I don’t know. Even if we wanted to ditch the car, we can’t get out of here without going past the thing.”
Quentin sounded suddenly hopeful as he asked, “Do you have your sword?”
“Yes.” He brightened. “It’s in the car.” He dimmed again. I continued, “Besides, even if I had my sword with me, I’m not going to attack something I’ve never seen before. What if it spits acid? Or grows new heads when you cut off the old one? Attacking mystery monsters is never a good idea.”
“Well, we can’t stay in the woods forever. We have things to do.”
“I’m aware.” I peeked around the trees, checking to be sure the monster was still on the car. It was. At least that meant we knew where it was. I retreated back to my position next to Quentin. “Keep an eye on the thing. Let me know if it moves.”
“What should I do if it tries to eat me?”
“Scream.” I pulled my cell phone from my jacket pocket, taking a few more steps into the cover of the trees before dialing the most useful number I could think of: Shadowed Hills. When it comes to getting rid of monsters, there’s no one better than my liege lord, Duke Sylvester Torquill.
The phone rang six times—enough that I was starting to worry that everyone had gone to bed—before someone picked up the other end. A bleary female voice said, “Hello?”
“Melly, hey.” Melly has been working at ShadowedHills almost as long as the Duchy has existed. She’s also the mother of one of my childhood friends, a half-Hob changeling named Kerry. Nothing happens at Shadowed Hills without Melly knowing about it. “It’s Toby. Look, uh, sorry about calling this late. Is the Duke up?”
“Toby?” Melly’s tone sharpened, bleariness falling away. “Darlin’, what are you doing out of bed, with the sun full up? Are you feeling all right? Do I need to bring you some soup?”
“I’m fine, really, and so is Quentin. I just need to talk to Sylvester. Is he up?”
“For you, m’dear, he’s always up. Just you wait here, and I’ll fetch him for you.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” I said, glancing toward Quentin. He was staring at the monster, an expression of intent concentration on his face. “I’m not going anywhere.”
It took almost ten minutes for Melly to rouse Sylvester and drag him back to the phone—ten minutes Quentin and I spent waiting for the monster on my car to wake up and come looking for a snack. Finally, there was a scuffling sound as the receiver was picked up, and my liege said, “October? What’s wrong?”
Voice tight, I said, “I’m in Tilden Park with Quentin. We’re at the picnic area near the big lake. There’s something on my car, and I don’t know what it is.”
“What do you mean by ‘something’?” asked Sylvester. The cobwebs were clearing from his voice as he woke up, leaving him sharp and focused. That was good. I needed him focused.
“I mean it’s the size of a cow, it’s got fur and scales and a really disturbing number of teeth, and since I don’t know what it
is
, I don’t know if it’s going to try to
eat
me if I get near it.”
There was a long pause. Finally, Sylvester said, “That seems less than ideal.”
“Yeah, it is. Do you have any ideas?”
“Yes. You should stay where you are. Etienne and I will be right there.”
“Sylvester—” The line went dead. I clicked my phoneshut, glaring at it for a moment before looking toward Quentin and saying, “He’s on his way.”
“Maybe he’ll bring a sword.”
“Maybe he’ll bring a
tank
.” I shook my head. “I hate being rescued.”
“So why aren’t we trying to get to the car?”
“Because I hate being eaten even more.”
We stayed in the shelter of the trees for another ten minutes, occasionally stealing glances at the monster on my car. Our luck
“I don’t know. Even if we wanted to ditch the car, we can’t get out of here without going past the thing.”
Quentin sounded suddenly hopeful as he asked, “Do you have your sword?”
“Yes.” He brightened. “It’s in the car.” He dimmed again. I continued, “Besides, even if I had my sword with me, I’m not going to attack something I’ve never seen before. What if it spits acid? Or grows new heads when you cut off the old one? Attacking mystery monsters is never a good idea.”
“Well, we can’t stay in the woods forever. We have things to do.”
“I’m aware.” I peeked around the trees, checking to be sure the monster was still on the car. It was. At least that meant we knew where it was. I retreated back to my position next to Quentin. “Keep an eye on the thing. Let me know if it moves.”
“What should I do if it tries to eat me?”
“Scream.” I pulled my cell phone from my jacket pocket, taking a few more steps into the cover of the trees before dialing the most useful number I could think of: Shadowed Hills. When it comes to getting rid of monsters, there’s no one better than my liege lord, Duke Sylvester Torquill.
The phone rang six times—enough that I was starting to worry that everyone had gone to bed—before someone picked up the other end. A bleary female voice said, “Hello?”
“Melly, hey.” Melly has been working at ShadowedHills almost as long as the Duchy has existed. She’s also the mother of one of my childhood friends, a half-Hob changeling named Kerry. Nothing happens at Shadowed Hills without Melly knowing about it. “It’s Toby. Look, uh, sorry about calling this late. Is the Duke up?”
“Toby?” Melly’s tone sharpened, bleariness falling away. “Darlin’, what are you doing out of bed, with the sun full up? Are you feeling all right? Do I need to bring you some soup?”
“I’m fine, really, and so is Quentin. I just need to talk to Sylvester. Is he up?”
“For you, m’dear, he’s always up. Just you wait here, and I’ll fetch him for you.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” I said, glancing toward Quentin. He was staring at the monster, an expression of intent concentration on his face. “I’m not going anywhere.”
It took almost ten minutes for Melly to rouse Sylvester and drag him back to the phone—ten minutes Quentin and I spent waiting for the monster on my car to wake up and come looking for a snack. Finally, there was a scuffling sound as the receiver was picked up, and my liege said, “October? What’s wrong?”
Voice tight, I said, “I’m in Tilden Park with Quentin. We’re at the picnic area near the big lake. There’s something on my car, and I don’t know what it is.”
“What do you mean by ‘something’?” asked Sylvester. The cobwebs were clearing from his voice as he woke up, leaving him sharp and focused. That was good. I needed him focused.
“I mean it’s the size of a cow, it’s got fur and scales and a really disturbing number of teeth, and since I don’t know what it
is
, I don’t know if it’s going to try to
eat
me if I get near it.”
There was a long pause. Finally, Sylvester said, “That seems less than ideal.”
“Yeah, it is. Do you have any ideas?”
“Yes. You should stay where you are. Etienne and I will be right there.”
“Sylvester—” The line went dead. I clicked my phoneshut, glaring at it for a moment before looking toward Quentin and saying, “He’s on his way.”
“Maybe he’ll bring a sword.”
“Maybe he’ll bring a
tank
.” I shook my head. “I hate being rescued.”
“So why aren’t we trying to get to the car?”
“Because I hate being eaten even more.”
We stayed in the shelter of the trees for another ten minutes, occasionally stealing glances at the monster on my car. Our luck
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