Artemis Fowl 08 - The Last Guardian

Artemis Fowl 08 - The Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer

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on, N o 1. You’re my last single fairy friend. Foaly got hitched. Trouble Kelp is hooked up with Lily Frond, though what he sees in that airhead is beyond me.”
    “She’s pretty and she cares about him, but besides that I have no idea,” said N o 1 archly.
    “He’ll find out what Frond is really like when she ditches him for someone more senior.”
    N o 1 thought it politic not to mention Holly’s three disastrous dates with Commander Kelp, the last of which ended with them both being thrown out of a crunchball match.
    “There’s always Artemis.”
    Holly nodded. “Yeah. Artemis is a good guy, I suppose; but whenever we meet, it ends in shots fired, or time travel, or brain cells dying. I want a quiet friend, N o 1. Like you.”
    N o 1 took her hand again. “Two years will fly by. Maybe you can get a lunar pass and come to visit me.”
    “Maybe. Now, enough changing the subject. What did you just do to me?”
    N o 1 cleared his throat. “Well, I gave you a magical makeover. Your bones are less brittle, your joints are lubed. I bolstered your immune system, and cleared out your synapses, which were getting a little clogged with magical residue. I filled your tank with my own personal blend of power, and made your hair a little more lustrous than it already is, and bolstered your protection rune so you will never be possessed again. I want you to be safe and well until I come back.”
    Holly squeezed her friend’s fingers. “Don’t worry about me. Routine operations only.”
    Routine operations only, thought Holly now, groggy from the impact and also the magic coursing through her system, repairing her fractured collarbone and knitting the lattice of slices in her skin.
    The magic would have liked to shut her down for repairs, but Holly could not allow that. She pawed the first aid pack from its niche on her belt and slapped an adrenaline patch onto her wrist, the hundreds of tiny needles releasing the chemical into her bloodstream. An adrenaline shot would keep her alert while allowing the magic to do its work. The Cupid ’s cab was smashed, and only the vehicle’s toughened exoskeleton had prevented a total collapse that would have crushed the passengers. As it was, the shuttle had ridden its last magma flare. In the back of the vehicle, Butler was shrugging off the concussion that was threatening to drag him to oblivion, and Artemis lay wedged into the floor space between seats like a discarded action figure.
    I like you, Artemis, Holly thought. But I need Butler.
    And so Butler got the first shot of healing magic, a bolt that hit the bodyguard like a charged defibrillator, sending him spasming through the back window to the meadow beyond.
    Wow, thought Holly. Nice brew, N o 1.
    She was more careful with Artemis, flicking a drop of magic from her fingertip onto the middle of his forehead. Still, the contact was enough to set his skin rippling like pond water.
    Something was coming. Holly could see the doubly distorted images through the shattered windows and her cracked visor. A lot of somethings. They looked small but moved surely.
    I don’t get it. I am not getting it yet.
    N o 1’s magic completed its healing journey through her system, and, as the blood cleared from her left eye, Holly got a good look at what was coming her way.
    A menagerie, she thought. Butler can handle it.
    But then N o 1’s magic allowed her a flickering glimpse of the souls floating like tattered translucent kites in the air, and she remembered the stories her father had told her so many times.
    The bravest of the brave. Left behind to protect the gate.
    Berserkers, Holly realized. The legend is true. If they take Butler, we are finished.
    She crawled over Artemis through the back window, and rolled into the trough carved out by the Cupid ’s crash, freshly scythed earth crumbling over her head. For a moment Holly had the irrational fear that she was being buried alive, but then the tumbling earth rattled past her limbs and

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