that they wonât be joining us. They had âsomething pressingâ in Paris.â
âNo way!â I clenched a fist, wishing I could give them a piece of my mind. Then it occurred to me that all the other stuff that Lexie just told me was small compared to this. Here was the real reason for Lexieâs tears.
âSometimes,â Lexie said, âI feel like they just see me as âthe blind girl,â too.â
âIâm sorry,â I told her, for once glad that my parents were around to make my life miserable.
âWell, to hell with them,â she said. âIâm having fun on this cruise in spite of it, and no oneâs going to stop me.â
Then she stood and hurled her golden flute into the Caribbean Sea.
CHAPTER 8
RED, RED WHINE, WALL OF VOODOO, AND DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
I DONâT LIKE BEING A TOURIST. MOST TOURISTS are loud, rude, clueless, and got no respect for the place theyâre visiting. The problem is, since Iâm mostly loud, rude, and clueless, putting me next to a bunch of tourists makes me look like one of them. Itâs embarrassing. If Iâm gonna visit someplace, I donât want to be clumped with some pasty-thighed retirees in sun hats. Lexie doesnât like being âthe blind girl,â and I donât like being âthe ugly American.â
Under normal circumstances, though, I would have given in and gone along with the herd, but I already knew there wasnât gonna be anything normal about my day on the island, with Tilde.
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âWhat do you mean youâre not going with us?â My dad was up in arms. âDo you have any idea how much we paid for the Deluxe Jamaican Island Tour and Snorkel Extravaganza?â
âSo get a refund.â My original plan was to tell them I was spending the day with Lexie, but then she left with Moxie for the spa, announcing that she was getting a three-hour seaweed wrap, which until then I thought was something you ate. It left me with no cover story.
âWe made plans as a family,â my mother said, wagging her favorite wagging finger. âThe least you could do is follow them.â
âIf I have to go, so should he!â complained Christina.
âCâmon, Antsy,â Howie begged. âItâs an extravaganza!â
âI got your extravaganza right here,â I said.
My mother threw up her hands and walked away. âIâve raised a cultural imbecile.â
I showed them my sunburn, which was still lobster red, and began to whine. âIn case you forgot, Iâm burned, and it hurts. I donât feel like going, so get off my back already!â
My dad shook his head, looking at me all disappointed. âFine. Stay here and vegetate. I hope you and Crawley enjoy each otherâs miserable company.â
âI heard that!â said Crawley from the adjoining suite.
I waited until they had all left, then watched from the balcony until I was sure all the tour buses were gone.
Crawley came up behind me, full of his usual suspicion. âWhat are you scheming?â
âWho says Iâm scheming anything?â
He poked me on my sunburned chest intentionally, and I grimaced. âDonât insult my intelligence. Youâre always scheming something.â
Which was usually true. But this time it wasnât. âIâm not the schemer,â I told him. âThis time Iâm just the henchman.â
Crawley nodded, somehow satisfied. âI always knew youâd be a henchman sooner or later.â Then he went back to his suite and closed the adjoining door.
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As soon as I got off the ship, I found myself in Fake Jamaica. The pier was full of comfy gazebos in pastel pink and blue, sparkling-clean souvenir shops selling native crafts that all said âmade in China,â and an open-air stage, featuring yet another clone reggae band with regulation
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