adultery?”
He thought about
it for a moment and said, “I think he would like to try. Of
course, if he did, he would blame it on the devil rather than
himself.”
“I don't
think either of you like that Preacher,” Ann said.
“He is not a
bad guy except for being a prick,” I said.
“I think he
is probably a homo,” Ron said. “If he had sex with a
man, would that be adultery?”
We all looked at
each other. Where does Ron come up with these things?
“I think
that adultery is only with a person from the opposite sex,”
Judy said.
“So you and
Ann could have an affair, and it wouldn't be adultery,” Ron
said.
The women both
look confused.
“Well, if
Judy was going to have an affair,” I would rather it be with
Ann than the Preacher,” I said.
“I don't
plan on having an affair with either one,” Judy said.
“So you
don't think that I am sexually desirable,” Ann said.
“Oh, you are
sexually desirable but not to me.”
“Well, I
think you are sexy, Ann,” I said.
She smiled and
said, “Paul, I think you are sexy too, but I would never commit
adultery with my best friend's husband.”
“Hey, I bet
the preacher would be pleased that we are discussing his sermon,”
I said.
Judy smiled at me
and said, “I think we are making fun of it rather than taking
it serious.”
Soon our meal
arrived. The food looked delicious, so I picked up my fork to dive
in. Judy put her hand out and stopped me. “Ann is going to say
grace.” So we lowered our heads as she prayed. I hoped that
she wouldn't pray long, so the food would get cold, but she was
considerate, so we were soon eating.
“Do you say
grace at home before you eat, Judy?” Ann asked.
“At first we
did, but Paul is in a hurry to eat, so we stopped doing it.”
“I throw
grace in when I pray before going to sleep at night,” I said.
“That is a more efficient way of doing it. Hold all prayers
until night time and get it done quickly.”
“I think
that prayer can be overdone,” Ron said. “Ann even prays
before we have sex.”
“Wow! I
have never heard of anyone doing that before,” I said,
startled.
“What do you
pray for?” Judy asked.
“I pray that
I will have an orgasm.”
“Does it
work?”
“Not
always,” Ann said. “Lots of times I don't get an orgasm
at all. Ron is in too much of a hurry.”
“After
waiting until you are done praying, I am really horny so can't wait
to get right to it,” Ron said.
“Well, I
spend my prayer time doing foreplay,” I said, “So Ann has
lots of orgasms.”
“Maybe, I
will do my foreplay while Ann is praying,” Ron said. “Then
she can pray as long as she wants.”
“How could I
pray with you fooling around with me?” Ann said,
“Very
quickly,” Ron said, with a wicked smile.
“I have been
thinking of doing grace before I have oral sex with Judy,” I
said. “Dear Lord, bless this delirious morsel that I am about
to partake of.”
“Well, it
makes sense to say the blessing before you eat Judy,” Ron said,
winking.
Judy got all red
and said, “I think we need to change the subject. I don't know
why either of you men go to church since it doesn't seem to do you
any good.”
“I go
because you make me go,” I said. “I bet Ron goes for the
same reason.”
“No, I go
because I love to go to church,” Ron said.
“No, you
don't,” Ann said. “You would quit in a minute if I let
you.”
Chapter
2
Sunday afternoons
we always made love in our bedroom. I had on loose fitting shorts
with no shirt. She had on loose fitting shorts too with a bra top.
She stood by the
bed in front of me. I sat on the edge of the bed and pulled her to
me and kissed her deeply. Then I slipped her bra off and sucked on
her nipples.
She sighed and
said, “That feels really nice.”
I reached down and
slipped my hand under her shorts and then under her panties and found
her moist slit. I pushed my finger into it as I kissed her. I
continued moving my finger in and out
He thought about
it for a moment and said, “I think he would like to try. Of
course, if he did, he would blame it on the devil rather than
himself.”
“I don't
think either of you like that Preacher,” Ann said.
“He is not a
bad guy except for being a prick,” I said.
“I think he
is probably a homo,” Ron said. “If he had sex with a
man, would that be adultery?”
We all looked at
each other. Where does Ron come up with these things?
“I think
that adultery is only with a person from the opposite sex,”
Judy said.
“So you and
Ann could have an affair, and it wouldn't be adultery,” Ron
said.
The women both
look confused.
“Well, if
Judy was going to have an affair,” I would rather it be with
Ann than the Preacher,” I said.
“I don't
plan on having an affair with either one,” Judy said.
“So you
don't think that I am sexually desirable,” Ann said.
“Oh, you are
sexually desirable but not to me.”
“Well, I
think you are sexy, Ann,” I said.
She smiled and
said, “Paul, I think you are sexy too, but I would never commit
adultery with my best friend's husband.”
“Hey, I bet
the preacher would be pleased that we are discussing his sermon,”
I said.
Judy smiled at me
and said, “I think we are making fun of it rather than taking
it serious.”
Soon our meal
arrived. The food looked delicious, so I picked up my fork to dive
in. Judy put her hand out and stopped me. “Ann is going to say
grace.” So we lowered our heads as she prayed. I hoped that
she wouldn't pray long, so the food would get cold, but she was
considerate, so we were soon eating.
“Do you say
grace at home before you eat, Judy?” Ann asked.
“At first we
did, but Paul is in a hurry to eat, so we stopped doing it.”
“I throw
grace in when I pray before going to sleep at night,” I said.
“That is a more efficient way of doing it. Hold all prayers
until night time and get it done quickly.”
“I think
that prayer can be overdone,” Ron said. “Ann even prays
before we have sex.”
“Wow! I
have never heard of anyone doing that before,” I said,
startled.
“What do you
pray for?” Judy asked.
“I pray that
I will have an orgasm.”
“Does it
work?”
“Not
always,” Ann said. “Lots of times I don't get an orgasm
at all. Ron is in too much of a hurry.”
“After
waiting until you are done praying, I am really horny so can't wait
to get right to it,” Ron said.
“Well, I
spend my prayer time doing foreplay,” I said, “So Ann has
lots of orgasms.”
“Maybe, I
will do my foreplay while Ann is praying,” Ron said. “Then
she can pray as long as she wants.”
“How could I
pray with you fooling around with me?” Ann said,
“Very
quickly,” Ron said, with a wicked smile.
“I have been
thinking of doing grace before I have oral sex with Judy,” I
said. “Dear Lord, bless this delirious morsel that I am about
to partake of.”
“Well, it
makes sense to say the blessing before you eat Judy,” Ron said,
winking.
Judy got all red
and said, “I think we need to change the subject. I don't know
why either of you men go to church since it doesn't seem to do you
any good.”
“I go
because you make me go,” I said. “I bet Ron goes for the
same reason.”
“No, I go
because I love to go to church,” Ron said.
“No, you
don't,” Ann said. “You would quit in a minute if I let
you.”
Chapter
2
Sunday afternoons
we always made love in our bedroom. I had on loose fitting shorts
with no shirt. She had on loose fitting shorts too with a bra top.
She stood by the
bed in front of me. I sat on the edge of the bed and pulled her to
me and kissed her deeply. Then I slipped her bra off and sucked on
her nipples.
She sighed and
said, “That feels really nice.”
I reached down and
slipped my hand under her shorts and then under her panties and found
her moist slit. I pushed my finger into it as I kissed her. I
continued moving my finger in and out
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