wife fights the divorce and wins. At the courtroom sheâs so soft-spoken and sweet. Tells the judge I drink and beat her up every few months, etcetera. âBut I still love him, donât ask me why after all heâs put me through, and want him back.â
I get a legal separation and file for divorce the long way and even then it might not be granted if she doesnât stop challenging it. âIf you do get it despite her fighting it,â my lawyer says, âyouâll have to give her everything you own and more alimony a year than you now earn and which youâll have to continue giving even if she remarries.â
I get my own apartment and go back to work. Melanie calls three to four times a week. She pleads with me to come back. I always hang up. Sometimes she follows me on the street, waits outside my office building and apartment house for me. I always get in a cab or duck into a subway and escape. She writes me ardent letters saying how she misses me, cries every night for me, wants me to make love to her, wants me to give her a child, letters like that. I rip them all up and eventually donât even open them.
I try and think of a way to get her to take one last unprovoked swing at me in front of witnesses. Then I could charge her with assault and maybe win this time and also get a quick divorce because of her physical cruelty and a legal writ preventing her from seeing and speaking to me again. But why bother, because the judge would probably say her hitting me again was caused by all the past times Iâd provoked her. Iâm also afraid that the next time she hits me she might batter my brains or eyes so much that Iâd become blind or knocked into insensibility for good.
About six months after our courtroom battle and a few weeks after she stopped calling and sending letters, I get a phone call.
âItâs me, donât hang up,â she says. âI want to give you a quick uncontested divorce.â
âWhatâs the trick now?â
âNo trick, darling, itâs love. I met a beautiful man and we want to get married.â
âI hope heâs a foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier than you.â
âHe happens to be even thinner and shorter than you, but donât be mean.â
âI can see why you want to marry him. So you can beat him up even worse than you did me.â
âNot true.â
âDonât tell me.â
âAnd donât argue with me either. You want the divorce or not? Donât grant me it and youâll never see the end of me for a lifetime.â
âI want it.â
We agree to file for divorce on the grounds of mutual mental cruelty. We get the divorce in a month, and a week later she marries. I saw the man at the divorce court. Heâs a little guy all right, older and weaker-looking than me too. I wanted to warn him about her but then told myself to stay out of it. Itâs his business. And if I say anything he might not marry her and then sheâll be on my back for life. Besides, if she does beat him up and he presses charges, the court and most of my old friends will know I wasnât crazy after all. Two men pressing assault charges against the same womanâthatâs no coincidence.
A year later she and her husband are in the newspaper. Heâs in a very bad coma. His sister, the article says, got a call from her brother saying Melanie was trying to break down their bedroom door to attack him. When the sister got to the apartment she found her brother on the floor and Melanie kicking him repeatedly in the head. The sister tore into her, knocked her out with a pan and then called the hospital and police.
Melanieâs arrested. Her husbandâs still in a coma. A newsman calls me and says âMrs. Delrayâs your ex-wife. So what do you think of the charges against her nowâhusband battering, attempted murder? Where it might end up a homicide, as heâs got no