Tape-Measure Murder
âTape-Measure Murderâ was first published in the USA in This Week, 16 November 1941, and then as âThe Case of the Retired Jewellerâ in Strand Magazine, February 1942.
Miss Politt took hold of the knocker and rapped politely on the cottage door. After a discreet interval she knocked again. The parcel under her left arm shifted a little as she did so, and she readjusted it. Inside the parcel was Mrs Spenlowâs new green winter dress, ready for fitting. From Miss Polittâs left hand dangled a bag of black silk, containing a tape measure, a pincushion, and a large, practical pair of scissors.
Miss Politt was tall and gaunt, with a sharp nose, pursed lips, and meagre iron-grey hair. She hesitated before using the knocker for the third time. Glancing down the street, she saw a figure rapidly approaching. Miss Hartnell, jolly, weather-beaten, fifty-five, shouted out in her usual loud bass voice, âGood afternoon, Miss Politt!â
The dressmaker answered, âGood afternoon, Miss Hartnell.â Her voice was excessively thin and genteel in its accents. She had started life as a ladyâs maid. âExcuse me,â she went on, âbut do you happen to know if by any chance Mrs Spenlow isnât at home?â
âNot the least idea,â said Miss Hartnell.
âItâs rather awkward, you see. I was to fit on Mrs Spenlowâs new dress this afternoon. Three-thirty, she said.â
Miss Hartnell consulted her wrist watch. âItâs a little past the half-hour now.â
âYes. I have knocked three times, but there doesnât seem to be any answer, so I was wondering if perhaps Mrs Spenlow might have gone out and forgotten. She doesnât forget appointments as a rule, and she wants the dress to wear the day after tomorrow.â
Miss Hartnell entered the gate and walked up the path to join Miss Politt outside the door of Laburnum Cottage.
âWhy doesnât Gladys answer the door?â she demanded. âOh, no, of course, itâs Thursday â Gladysâs day out. I expect Mrs Spenlow has fallen asleep. I donât expect youâve made enough noise with this thing.â
Seizing the knocker, she executed a deafening rat-a-tat-tat , and in addition thumped upon the panels of the door. She also called out in a stentorian voice, âWhat ho, within there!â
There was no response.
Miss Politt murmured, âOh, I think Mrs Spenlow must have forgotten and gone out, Iâll call round some other time.â She began edging away down the path.
âNonsense,â said Miss Hartnell firmly. âShe canât have gone out. Iâd have met her. Iâll just take a look through the windows and see if I can find any signs of life.â
She laughed in her usual hearty manner, to indicate that it was a joke, and applied a perfunctory glance to the nearest window-pane â perfunctory because she knew quite well that the front room was seldom used, Mr and Mrs Spenlow preferring the small back sitting-room.
Perfunctory as it was, though, it succeeded in its object. Miss Hartnell, it is true, saw no signs of life. On the contrary, she saw, through the window, Mrs Spenlow lying on the hearthrug â dead.
âOf course,â said Miss Hartnell, telling the story afterwards, âI managed to keep my head. That Politt creature wouldnât have had the least idea of what to do. âGot to keep our heads,â I said to her. â You stay here, and Iâll go for Constable Palk.â She said something about not wanting to be left, but I paid no attention at all. One has to be firm with that sort of person. Iâve always found they enjoy making a fuss. So I was just going off when, at that very moment, Mr Spenlow came round the corner of the house.â
Here Miss Hartnell made a significant pause. It enabled her audience to ask breathlessly, âTell me, how did he look ?â
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