Mill. After supper the adults would sit at the dinette table, playing cards and smoking cigarettes until well after midnight.
Frankie, Cousin Barb, and I would stay awake for as long as we could listening to the grown-ups talk. Sometimes in those late hours, our parents spoke of how Uncle Tub got up one morning, ate his bowl of oatmeal, walked out in the backyard, and dropped over dead. Just like that.
Had to be poison, they concluded. How else could you explain the rigor mortis that had set in before the doctor could get to him? And why else did his wife, Ollie, have him cremated, unless she was trying to hide something? She probably deserved that spray of bullets that boy gave her years later. He obviously hadnât wanted her to marry his daddy, or maybe he just didnât like her cornbread.
Uncle Charlie never whispered anything, so we kids were hardly eavesdropping when we heard him tell our folks about how Aunt Ollie and her new husband, Dan Swanson, were murdered in their trailer home in Madras, Oregon. âOllie was sitting on the sofa,â Uncle Charlie said, âand Dan was sitting at the table working on a fly reel. His boy was outside when he just started shooting up the place. The windows, the walls, everything was riddled with bullets. Crazy boy.â
Uncle Charlie had his own bouts of irrational behavior. He once told me he came to Oregon because he was running from the Tennessee law. Family legend has it that Uncle Charlie attempted to rob a drugstore in Rogersville. Rather than face a jail term, he ran off across the country. Years earlier, Uncle Tub had supposedly done the same thing when he got caught robbing a store at Christian Bend.
âWhen I got to Oregon, I sent that sheriff a postcard,â Uncle Charlie bragged. âIt said, âHere I am. Catch me if you can.ââ
I didnât know what to think. Charlie was always full of tall tales. I had a hard time imagining Mamaâs brothers doing anything to attract the attention of a lawman. And I had an even more difficult time understanding how come Mamaâs brothers would be given over to trouble when their own daddy had been a policeman.
Grandpa Harve served as Rogersvilleâs patrolman for years. Well liked, he was urged to run for sheriff, but he wouldnât do it. Uncle Roysaid it was because he couldnât drive. Grandpa Harve insisted it was because he didnât want to run against his good buddy John Hale. Because it was true that he didnât know how to drive, Grandpa did all his patrolling by foot, doing his part to keep the streets of Rogersville clear of illegally parked cars, suspicious-looking characters, and would-be vandals.
Uncle Tub was the first of the Mayes boys to leave Tennessee and migrate west. Tub and his first wife, Bea, were having marital disputes. He was in the service, but he left his military post so he could come home and tend to the kids that Bea had gone off and left. That absent-without-leave status was Tubâs first run-in with the law. Things just escalated from there. Finally, tired of the marital upheaval and ensuing legal battles and financial woes, Tub reportedly broke into a store, where the store owner caught him rifling through the cash register. The owner put a gun to Tubâs head and told him to get the hell out. Tub took the fellowâs advice and moved away, far away.
Eventually, Roy moved out to Oregon, too, leaving his seventeen-year-old wife, Katherine, and the coupleâs children in Rogersville. As soon as he got a job, he promised to send her money to join him, and thatâs how Uncle Charlie ended up in Oregon.
âI couldnât have made that trip without Charlie,â Katherine said. Charlie, who would never father children of his own, helped Katherine get her kids, Wanda, a toddler, and Eddy, an infant, to Oregon via the train. The trip took three nights. Charlie entertained Eddy the entire way.
Charlie was always good with kids;
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