Sunday morning, and Lynne Tyler playing the sad, damp piano with several vital notes missing, said yes, without much grace.
âI wouldnât ask,â Chrissie Jenkins said, whose whole life was dedicated to getting other people to do parish work in order to show the world that she was married to Colin and not to God, âif it wasnât a bit of an emergency. She relies on me, you see, being a trained nurse.â
âNo, itâs fine,â Liza said.
âWeâre doing the miracles this term. I expect little Imogenâs told you. Itâs the feeding of the five thousand this week, and we were going to act it out. Lynne says sheâll bring brown bread cut into fish shapes, and will you bring white? And a little basket or twoââ
âYes,â Liza said. âYes.â
âThank you ever so much,â Chrissie said. âI know how you like to do your bit.â
âCow,â Liza said, putting the telephone down.
It rang again at once, and this time it was Cyril Vinney, old Mrs Mossopâs son-in-law, to say his sciatica was so bad he didnât know how he was going to make it through the night.
âAnd the awful thing is,â Archie said, collecting his bag, âthat I wouldnât much care if he didnât.â
Stoke Stratton village hall had been built just after the war. It was a wooden-framed hut, gloomily creosoted, with metal window frames painted municipal-green. It consisted of one oblong room from whose ceiling hung, alternately, ineffective electric heating bars and unenthusiastic lighting strips, and, at one end, a grim little kitchen and a pair of institutional lavatories. The Womenâs Institute, at the instigation of Mrs Betts, had made flowered curtains for the windows and contributed a square of orange-and-brown speckled carpet which swam, isolated, at one end of the polished wooden floor. But for all its charmlessness, Stoke Stratton was proud to have a village hall. Not only were there functions in it twice or thrice weekly â badminton, old-time dancing, Young Wives, Evergreen Club, Mother and Toddler Group, Poetry Circle, Ramblersâ Club, Village Preservation Society, Gardenersâ Club, jumble sales, Christmas fayres, harvest suppers, P C C meetings, Youth Group discos â but Stoke Stratton graciously rented it to neighbouring Kingâs Stoke and Lower Stoke, neither of whom boasted such an amenity.
On Sunday mornings, Colin Jenkins turned the heaters on, on his way back from early communion, so that by the time the Sunday School assembled, they could only just see their breaths before them. It was the only Sunday School in the three villages, and provided a blessed child-free hour on Sunday mornings for parents who could be bothered to deliver and collect. Liza, armed with half a loaf â âShouldnât it be pitta?â Archie had asked unhelpfully â and several small bread baskets, arrived to find a dozen little children sitting at a trestle table colouring in simplistic pictures of the raising of Jairusâs daughter. Imogen, who knew the form, ran to battle her way into a place at the table and corner the crayons she wanted, but Mikey hung back and said he thought heâd just watch.
âBut why? Why donât you join in?â
He put his face babishly into Lizaâs side.
âI donât want to.â
Lynne Tyler, a valiant and friendly woman whose husband was Richard Priorâs cowman, came out of one of the lavatories holding by the hand a shrew-faced child clutching a blue plastic handbag.
âWe do this all morning,â Lynne said to Liza. âIn and out. She wonât go alone and she wonât do anything when I take her.â
âCanât you ignore her?â
âLast time I did, we had a disaster. Now come on, Kirsty. You sit down and do your drawing.â
âWanna weeââ
âNo, you donât,â Liza said, lifting her firmly