A Living Nightmare by Darren Shan

books, but made her jump off at the last moment, so she wasn't hurt.
    I played with her for about an hour and would have happily continued all afternoon, but I heard Mom arriving home and knew she would think it was strange if I stayed up in my room all day. The last thing I wanted was her or Dad prying into my private affairs.
    So I stuck Madam Octa back in the closet and ran downstairs, trying to look as natural as possible.
    "Were you playing a CD up there?" Mom asked. She had four bags full of clothes and hats, which she and Annie were unpacking on the kitchen table.
    "No," I said.
    "I thought I heard music," she said.
    "I was playing a flute," I told her, trying to sound casual.
    She stopped unpacking. "You?" she asked. "Playing a
flute
?"
    "I do know how to play one," I said. "You taught me when I was five years old, remember?"
    "I remember." She laughed. "I also remember when you were six and told me flutes were for girls. You swore you were never going to look at one again!"
    I shrugged as though it was no big thing. "I changed my mind," I said. "I found a flute on the way home from school yesterday and got to wondering if I could still play."
    "Where did you find it?" she asked.
    "On the road."
    "I hope you washed it out before you put it in your mouth. There's no telling where it might have been."
    "I washed it," I lied.
    "This is a wonderful surprise." She smiled, then ruffled my hair and gave my cheek a big wet kiss.
    "Hey! Quit it! "I yelled.
    "We'll make a Mozart out of you yet," she said. "I can see it now: you playing a piano in a huge concert hall, dressed in a beautiful white suit, your father and I in the front row …"
    "Get real, Mom." I chuckled. "It's only a flute."
    "From small acorns, oak trees grow," she said.
    "He's as thick as an oak tree," Annie said, and giggled.
    I stuck my tongue out at her in response.
    The next few days were great. I played with Madam Octa whenever I could, feeding her every afternoon (she only needed one meal a day, as long as it was a large one). And I didn't have to worry about locking my bedroom door because Mom and Dad agreed not to enter when they heard me practicing the flute.
    I considered telling Annie about Madam Octa but decided to wait a while longer. I was getting along well with the spider but could tell she was still uneasy around me. I wouldn't bring Annie in until I was sure it was completely safe.
    My schoolwork improved during the next week, and so did my goal-scoring. I scored twenty-eight goals between Monday and Friday. Even Mr. Dalton was impressed.
    "With your good grades in class and your prowess on the field," he said, "you could turn into the world's first professional soccer player-cum-university professor! A cross between Pele and Einstein!"
    I knew he was only pulling my leg, but it was nice of him to say it all the same.
    It took a long time to work up the nerve to let Madam Octa climb up my body and over my face, but I finally tried it on Friday afternoon. I played my best song and didn't let her start until I'd told her several times what I wanted her to do. When I thought we were ready, I gave her the nod and she began creeping up the leg of my pants.
    It was fine until she reached my neck. The feel of those long thin hairy legs almost caused me to drop the flute. I would have been a dead duck if I had, because she was in the perfect place to sink her fangs. Luckily, my nerve held and I went on playing.
    She crawled over my left ear and up to the top of my head, where she lay down for a rest. My scalp itched beneath her but I had enough sense not to try scratching it. I studied myself in the mirror and grinned. She looked like one of those French hats, a beret.
    I made her slide down my face and dangle from my nose on one of her web-strings. I didn't let her into my mouth, but I got her to swing from side to side like she'd done with Mr. Crepsley, and had her tickle my chin with her legs.
    I didn't let her tickle me too much, in case I started