yer are goin’, we—I’ll gie ye this fine shiny golden coin!”
The figure lurched forward and thrust its hand in front of Mr. Crabber’s face.
It was quite a large coin. And it was certainly gold. It had come from the treasure of the old dead king who was buried in the main part of the Feegles’ mound. Oddly enough, the Feegles weren’t hugely interested in gold once they’d stolen it, because you couldn’t drink it and it was difficult to eat. In the mound, they mostly used the old coins and plates to reflect candlelight and give the place a nice glow. It was no hardship to give some away.
The carter stared at it. It was more money than he had ever seen in his life.
“If…sir…would like to…hop on the back of the cart, sir,” he said, carefully taking it.
“Ach, right you are, then,” said the bearded mystery man after a pause. “Just a moment, this needs a wee bitty organizin’…Okay, youse hands, you just grab the side o’ the cart, and you leftie leg, ye gotta kinda sidle along…ach, crivens! Ye gotta bend! Bend! C’mon, get itright!” The hairy face turned to the carter. “Sorry aboot this,” it said. “I talk to my knees, but they dinna listen to me.”
“Is that right?” said the carter weakly. “I have trouble with my knees in the wet weather. Goose grease works.”
“Ah, weel, these knees is gonna get more’n a greasin’ if I ha’ to get doon there an’ sort them oot!” snarled the hairy man.
The carter heard various bangs and grunts behind him as the man hauled himself onto the tail of the cart.
“Okay, let’s gae,” said a voice. “We havena got all day. And youse knees, you’re sacked! Crivens, I’m walkin’ like I got a big touch of the stoppies! You gae up to the stomach and send doon a couple of good knee men!”
The carter bit the coin thoughtfully as he urged the horse into a walk. It was such pure gold that he left toothmarks. That meant his passenger was very, very rich. That was becoming very important at this point.
“Can ye no’ go a wee bitty faster, my good man, my good man?” said the voice behind him, after they had gone a little way.
“Ah, well, sir,” said the carter, “see them boxesand crates? I’ve got a load of eggs, and those apples mustn’t be bruised, sir, and then there’s those jugs of—”
There were some bangs and crashes behind him, including the sploosh that a large crate of eggs makes when it hits a road.
“Ye can gae faster noo, eh?” said the voice.
“Hey, that was my—” Mr. Crabber began.
“I’ve got another one o’ they big wee gold coins for ye!” And a heavy and smelly arm landed on the carter’s shoulder. Dangling from the glove on the end of it was, indeed, another coin. It was ten times what the load had been worth.
“Oh, well…” said the carter, carefully taking the coin. “Accidents do happen, eh, sir?”
“Aye, especially if I dinna think I’m goin’ fast enough,” said the voice behind him. “We—I mean I’m a big hurry tae get tae yon mountains, ye ken!”
“But I’m not a stagecoach, sir,” said the carter reproachfully as he urged his old horse into a trot.
“Stagecoach, eh? What’s one o’ them things?”
“That’s what you’ll need to catch to take you up into the mountains, sir. You can catch one in Twoshirts, sir. I never go any farther thanTwoshirts, sir. But you won’t be able to get the stage today, sir.”
“Why not?”
“I’ve got to make stops at the other villages, sir, and it’s a long way, and on Wednesdays it runs early, sir, and this cart can only go so fast, sir, and—”
“If we—I dinna catch yon coach today I’ll gie’ ye the hidin’ o’ yer life,” growled the passenger. “But if I do catch yon coach today, I’ll gie ye five o’ them gold coins.”
Mr. Crabber took a deep breath, and yelled:
“Hi! Hyah! Giddyup, Henry!”
All in all, it seemed to Tiffany, most of what witches did really was very similar to work. Dull
The figure lurched forward and thrust its hand in front of Mr. Crabber’s face.
It was quite a large coin. And it was certainly gold. It had come from the treasure of the old dead king who was buried in the main part of the Feegles’ mound. Oddly enough, the Feegles weren’t hugely interested in gold once they’d stolen it, because you couldn’t drink it and it was difficult to eat. In the mound, they mostly used the old coins and plates to reflect candlelight and give the place a nice glow. It was no hardship to give some away.
The carter stared at it. It was more money than he had ever seen in his life.
“If…sir…would like to…hop on the back of the cart, sir,” he said, carefully taking it.
“Ach, right you are, then,” said the bearded mystery man after a pause. “Just a moment, this needs a wee bitty organizin’…Okay, youse hands, you just grab the side o’ the cart, and you leftie leg, ye gotta kinda sidle along…ach, crivens! Ye gotta bend! Bend! C’mon, get itright!” The hairy face turned to the carter. “Sorry aboot this,” it said. “I talk to my knees, but they dinna listen to me.”
“Is that right?” said the carter weakly. “I have trouble with my knees in the wet weather. Goose grease works.”
“Ah, weel, these knees is gonna get more’n a greasin’ if I ha’ to get doon there an’ sort them oot!” snarled the hairy man.
The carter heard various bangs and grunts behind him as the man hauled himself onto the tail of the cart.
“Okay, let’s gae,” said a voice. “We havena got all day. And youse knees, you’re sacked! Crivens, I’m walkin’ like I got a big touch of the stoppies! You gae up to the stomach and send doon a couple of good knee men!”
The carter bit the coin thoughtfully as he urged the horse into a walk. It was such pure gold that he left toothmarks. That meant his passenger was very, very rich. That was becoming very important at this point.
“Can ye no’ go a wee bitty faster, my good man, my good man?” said the voice behind him, after they had gone a little way.
“Ah, well, sir,” said the carter, “see them boxesand crates? I’ve got a load of eggs, and those apples mustn’t be bruised, sir, and then there’s those jugs of—”
There were some bangs and crashes behind him, including the sploosh that a large crate of eggs makes when it hits a road.
“Ye can gae faster noo, eh?” said the voice.
“Hey, that was my—” Mr. Crabber began.
“I’ve got another one o’ they big wee gold coins for ye!” And a heavy and smelly arm landed on the carter’s shoulder. Dangling from the glove on the end of it was, indeed, another coin. It was ten times what the load had been worth.
“Oh, well…” said the carter, carefully taking the coin. “Accidents do happen, eh, sir?”
“Aye, especially if I dinna think I’m goin’ fast enough,” said the voice behind him. “We—I mean I’m a big hurry tae get tae yon mountains, ye ken!”
“But I’m not a stagecoach, sir,” said the carter reproachfully as he urged his old horse into a trot.
“Stagecoach, eh? What’s one o’ them things?”
“That’s what you’ll need to catch to take you up into the mountains, sir. You can catch one in Twoshirts, sir. I never go any farther thanTwoshirts, sir. But you won’t be able to get the stage today, sir.”
“Why not?”
“I’ve got to make stops at the other villages, sir, and it’s a long way, and on Wednesdays it runs early, sir, and this cart can only go so fast, sir, and—”
“If we—I dinna catch yon coach today I’ll gie’ ye the hidin’ o’ yer life,” growled the passenger. “But if I do catch yon coach today, I’ll gie ye five o’ them gold coins.”
Mr. Crabber took a deep breath, and yelled:
“Hi! Hyah! Giddyup, Henry!”
All in all, it seemed to Tiffany, most of what witches did really was very similar to work. Dull
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