step away.
âHow long have you been kickboxing?â
âI was only on the amateur circuit for a couple of years.â
âOh. Well. That must be why Iâm still alive.â He leaned back so that his shoulders rested against the back of the sofa and drew his knees up in front of him. âHow long was I out?â
It was Oliviaâs turn to wince.
He closed his eyes and sighed. âYou donât need to spare my feelings now, Olivia. The stationâs recording the Webcam feed twenty-four hours a day. Theyâre probably already rerunning the KO in slow motion.â
âYou were only out for about a minute. Not all that long.â
âOh, great. I was afraid this was going to be embarrassing or something.â
âDo you want me to call a doctor?â
âNo, I donât want you to call a doctor.â He moved as if to stand, but seemed to reconsider. âI thought you were a runner.â
âI was until it got too hard to go out and sweat in public. Youâd be surprised what my listeners have decided I should and shouldnât do.â
âYeah. I bet they feel real good about your ability to tear men apart with your feet. Arenât people in the helping professions supposed to be nonviolent? I mean, what did you do, get a doctorate in psychology and a masterâs in martial arts?â
The phone rang, eliminating the need for a response, and Olivia left him propped against the couch while she went to answer.
âOh, hello, Charles.â She walked the cordless phone back toward Matt. âNo, heâs fine. No, you donât need to call 911.â She covered the mouthpiece with one hand and looked down at Matt. âHe wants to send in the paramedics. Someone told him that might warrant a segment on
Real Life Rescues
.â
She handed him the phone and then stood beside him to eavesdrop.
âNo, Charles. Donât call anyone. Iâm fine. Olivia just kicked the shit out of my face. Itâs no big deal.â He started to grin up at her, but the grin turned into a grimace of pain. He moved the ice to another spot on his jaw. âYes, if anyoneâs going to hurt anyone again, weâll be sure to call you first.â Matt rolled his eyes, a move that didnât require the use of his jaw. âYes, I promise. Yes, Iâll get up off the floor now. Goodbye, Charles.â
Matt turned the phone off and rose slowly from the carpet. âHe wasnât happy about not being able to promo our altercation, and he doesnât want me sitting on the floor. Evidently my pain and suffering arenât visible enough from down here.â
He walked around to the front of the couch and plopped himself down on it, offering a jaunty wave to the Webcam as he went. âCharles is becoming quite the tyrant, isnât he?â
Olivia sat down on the edge of the couch and pressed the ice back against Mattâs jaw. âAnd why not? Heâs got us performing like a couple of trained apes, while heâs out there poking sticks through the bars of our cage.â
âWell, this monkeyâs thirsty. How about a cold one from the fridge?â
âI guess I did more damage than I realized. Arenât your arms and legs working?â
âMy injuries are not all visible. You coldcocked me in front of a live audience. Just think of the dent you put in my masculine pride. Weâre talking major emotional pain and suffering.â He kept his expression tragic, but there was an unholy twinkle in his eye. âIâd say you owe me some special treatment.â
Olivia went to the refrigerator and extracted a Newcastle, which she presented to him with a flourish. âFor you, Your Injured Highness.â
Matt took a long pull on the beer. âAhh, I think I feel my wounds beginning to mend already.â He took another sip and set the bottle on the table beside him as Olivia turned to go. âBut I also hear my
Heidi Cullinan
Dean Burnett
Sena Jeter Naslund
Anne Gracíe
MC Beaton
Christine D'Abo
Soren Petrek
Kate Bridges
Samantha Clarke
Michael R. Underwood