be natural and too long for her age. She wore a vaguely bohemian outfit of dark patterned long-sleeved shirt, worn loose over a mini skirt and black tights, with high-heeled boots, lots of silver, and a crystal on a chain around her neck. I disliked her on sight.
On their way out, Pandora stopped over at our table and spoke to me. âIâve been expecting a visit,â he said.
âYouâre next on my list.â
âWhen?â
âTomorrow?â
âSure. Come up at eleven and have breakfast.â
âOK. I look forward to it,â I replied. I could see the woman clocking me through the short conversation. The two teeny boppers looked bored throughout, and drifted away towards the exit.
âArenât you going to introduce us, Keith?â asked the woman.
âSorry,â he said. âNick, this is Andrea Batiste. Andrea, Nick Sharman.â
âNice to meet you,â I said. Although it wasnât particularly.
âAnd you,â she said, and smiled. She looked younger when she did.
âTomorrow then,â said Pandora, and they moved away. As they went Andrea Batiste looked over her shoulder at me.
When they were safely through the door, Seltza said, âShit! I couldnât tell you what I could do to those two little honey bunnies.â
âMan,â said Turdo, âIâd love to have the pair of them in the shower, soaping me up and jerking me off.â
âSoapy tit wank,â said Chick, with a faraway look in his eyes.
âYou fuckers are disgusting,â I said.
âHey, Mr Straight, loosen up,â said Seltza. âThey love it as much as that hairy fucker Pandora. Come on, man. Donât tell me it hasnât crossed your mind. That you havenât thought about it a bit. Everyone else round here has.â
To be honest I had, and thatâs what I didnât like. Iâll admit that the thought of those two lithe young bodies all over me like a rash turned me on. Then I thought about Judith and I felt ashamed. âSure,â I said, âIâve thought about it. And then after Iâve thought about it, Iâve thought how it would be if it was my little girl in a couple of years. Know what I mean?â
The table fell silent. âSure,â said Seltza after a moment, raising his hands in surrender. âNothing personal, partner.â He pronounced it, âpodnerâ. âDidnât mean to give you a hard time. Subject closed. I didnât know you had a kid of your own.â
âHow could you?â I said. âForget it.â
So he did and we ordered another round of drinks.
âSo what about this band then?â I said. âWhatâs the full SP?â
âCome again,â said Seltza.
âStarting price,â I explained. âA horse-racing term. I mean, whatâs the story from the beginning?â
âShit,â said Seltza. âHow long you got?â
âLong enough. Tell me.â
âIâll tell you one thing,â said Chick, âthis is the dyingest band in the world. Trash was real lucky.â
âNo, man,â said Turdo. âThis ainât the dyingest band. The unluckiest, yeah, but the dyingest, no.â
âWho then?â said Chick.
â T-Rex ,â said Turdo. âAll them mothers dead.â
â Lynyrd Skynyrd ,â said Seltza. âOr The Allman Brothers. â
âHow about The Bar-Kays ?â said Turdo.
Chick thought about it. âOK, maybe they ainât the dyingest band. But theyâre fucking close.â
âTell me about it,â I said.
âChrist!â said Chick, and started ticking off on his fingers. âThe first drummer they had took too much acid and freaked out. One guitarist joined The Moonies. Another ended up in a mental hospital.â
âNo, man, that was another drummer,â interrupted Seltza. âThat crazy fucker Bobby Boyle, or whatever the hell
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