die.
So that was our backstory. Nothing to do with writing âSunglassesâ, or Nellâs plans to be a vet. I just betrayed my fat best friend on TV.
âSo here you are!â Andy says, sad and serious as the tape finishes and weâre back in the spotlight. âYouâve come all this way and it obviously wasnât easy for you.â
Even bright, bouncy, âmy arms and my legs make FOURâ Andy Grey looks as if heâs wincing behind his smile.
âI suppose you must have really, really wanted to be here tonight.â
I did at the time. But not like this. Onstage, not looking at each other, we nod and shuffle miserably.
âAnd how is Rose? Is she watching you tonight?â Andy asks, trying to keep talking over this tumbleweed moment.
âWe donât know,â I whisper.
Which, of course, makes it much, much worse, because now it sounds as though we didnât ask and we donât care. Fabulous.
He decides to avoid taking it further. Instead, he smiles his brightest smile again. Ever the professional.
âAnd now, ladies and gentlemen, with a song from the sixties, we have . . . the Manic Pixie Dream Girls!â
Spotlights create a circle of light, centre stage, where weâre supposed to stand. Iâm at the front. The audience waits in silence until the start of our backing track. Itâs time to sing.
Yeah. We shimmy and high-kick our way around the stage in our fabulous high-heeled vintage boots and cutelittle outfits.
Just the three of us. Without our fat friend, who wasnât there because we dumped her. Obviously.
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â W eâre dead,â Jodie says, head in hands in the dressing room after our performance. âWeâre one hundred per cent toast.â
I say nothing. Iâm beyond speech.
âIâm sure they didnât mean it to look so bad,â Nell says nervously. âThey wouldnât deliberately do that, would they? I mean, Linus really liked us.â
âYeah, right.â Jodie gives her a sarcastic smile. âThe way Rolo really likes apples. He likes chewing them up and spitting them out. Come on, Nell. They always like something controversial for people to talk about, and weâre it.â
âRose is it,â I correct her.
Jodie just stares at me.
âYou really donât get it, do you?â
âI do now,â I say. âRoxanne Wills explained it pretty well.â
Jodie shakes her head.
âCheck FaceFeed,â she says. âSee what theyâre saying about us.â
FaceFeed has taken over Twitter as the forum for comments about whatâs going on in the world. Itâs part of Interface, so you can always see the FaceFeed at the side of your page. I get my phone out of my bag and we all gather round it.
Sure enough, #killeract is trending, and a lot of the FaceFeeds are about us.
Hahah! Did you see the three skinny ones drop the fat one? Killer Act was on form tonight. ROFL
Loving the bit where the three skinny witches dropped the only one who could sing. #dropthefatgirl
Watch this clip: 3 pretty girls drop the fat one who can play guitar! OMG
My heart sinks. Poor Rose. Nobody deserves humiliation like this. What have I done to her?
âSee?â I say to Jodie.
She glares back at me.
âYou think this is about Rose?â
âIâd say itâs all about Rose, wouldnât you? Pretty much. Or does everything have to be about you?â
âStop it! Stop it!â Nell shouts. âItâs bad enough as it is. Donât fight.â
Janet, the floor manager, appears in the doorway.
âTime to go, everybody. We need you on the stage in five for the final wave.â
I glance at my phone screen one more time before I shut it down and put it away. Thereâs a personal message to me, so I click on it. Itâs from Nina Pearson, one of the girls in my class.
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