an amputation of a big part of yourself. When Iâm dealing with some octogenarian billionaire looking to extricate himself from the floozy he married just to get one last taste-a-the-tang, I say go for it, but this, this is different, Harold.â
âWhy do we have to split up all our ideas, anyway?â
âYou earned those ideas together. After the divorce you canât share them anymore and truly be separated in any meaningful way. We have to separate the spiritual currency.â
âWhat? You mean ideas are like money? But we still use money.â
âHarold, what have you been doing all this time? Donât tell me you have all your money in stocks and bonds. Money buys ideas. Itâs all the same thing. Money equal ideas. So we have to split it up. You have to think this through.â
âI know. Iâve thought it through. It still just feels right. It feels like the right thing to do. We canât go on like this, Sammy.â
âHarold,â Sammy leaned forward, green âWould you like a receipt?â text flashing, âHarold, look at me. Youâve been here, what, fifty some years. Take it from me. This place can be overwhelming. You come here and it seems for the first time youâve got infinite power, infinite choices. But then there are people still trying to tell you what to do and it can be frustratingâinfuriating. You just want to show them a thing or two. But you still have to make sound decisions. Let me tell you, Harold, sometimesâsometimes those decisions can stick with you for a long timeââ Crisp, green bills flitted out, stacking themselves onto his tray and he swatted at them, cramming them inside a desk drawer. âDo you understand what Iâm saying to you, Harold?â
âYes. Believe me; I really do. Itâs just. Itâs over. I have to finish this.â
âOkay,â Sammy said. âIn that case, the first thing you do when you get into the court room isâ¦â
*
Harold found her sitting alone with her elbow resting on the worn green wood of the dark tavernâs bar. A glass of water with lemon sat untouched near her left hand as she studied a form. She wore her black and white silk suit and her forties-face, her arguing face.
âHello,â Harold said. He pulled out a stool and sat. âIs this the bar we had our college fight at?â
âYes. The owner made a recreation of it after he died.â She turned the page on her form. âYouâre almost an hour late. Isnât this important to you?â
âIt is. I found the directions you left to this place on the refrigerator door. They were a bit off.â
âThey werenât off. We just think of things differently.â
âI have them right here.â Harold dug into his pocket and pulled out a crumpled piece of paper to show her. âIt says Happiness137 Ambivalence228 Malaise092.â He watched for a change in her expression. âItâs the wrong Emotional Address . Happiness137 Ambivalence228? Just because this place has good German beer doesnât make it Happiness137 Ambivalence228. I ended up in Leipzig.â
Patty looked up, âWhat do you know about German beer? When have you been to Leipzig?â
âTwenty minutes ago, and when I was thirty-seven.â
âFine. Whatever. Sorry.â
âIs that another vapor-paper ? Didnât we cover all of that in the preliminary forms?â
âThis is the real thing, Harold. Itâs the GT-14675 Sep-Prep: Separation Preparation.â
âWhat are those first four pages for?â
She flashed a wearied expression. âThatâs our identification numbers.â
âYou wrote down both our identification numbers by hand? At 2,500 numbers each, thatâsââ
âYes, and I doubled checked them. They must really want to discourage people from filling these
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