Wilt

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this to happen why did I keep thinking up ways of killing her,’

    he thought at two o’clock. ‘Sane people don’t go for walks with a Labrador and devise schemes

    for murdering their wives when they can just as easily divorce them.’ There was probably

    some foul psychological reason for it. Wilt could think of several himself, rather too

    many in fact to be able to decide which was the most likely one. In any case a

    psychological explanation demanded a degree of self-knowledge which Wilt, who wasn’t

    at all sure he had a self to know, felt was denied him. Ten years of Plasterers Two and

    Exposure to Barbarism had at least given him the insight to know that there was an answer

    for every question and it didn’t much matter what answer you gave so long as you gave it

    convincingly. In the fourteenth century they would have said the devil put such thoughts

    into his head, now in a post Freduian world it had to be a complex or, to be really up to

    date, a chemical imbalance. In a hundred years they would have come up with some

    completely different explanation. With the comforting thought that the truths of one

    age were the absurdities of another and that it didn’t much matter what you thought so

    long as you did the right thing, and in his view he did, Wilt finally fell asleep.
    At seven he was woken by the alarm clock and by half past eight had parked his car in the

    parking lot behind the Tech. He walked past the building site where the workmen were

    already at work. Then he went up to the Staff Room and looked out of the window. The square

    of plywood was still in place covering the hole but the pile-boring machine had been

    backed away. They had evidently finished with it.
    At five to nine he collected twenty-five copies of Shane from the cupboard and took

    them across to Motor Mechanics Three. Shane was the ideal soporific. It would keep the

    brutes quiet while he sat and watched what happened down below. Room 593 in the

    Engineering block gave him a grandstand view. Wilt filled in the register and handed out

    copies of Shane and told the class to get on with it. He said it with a good deal more vigour

    than was usual even for a Monday morning and the class settled down to consider the

    plight of the homesteaders while Wilt stared out of the window, absorbed in a more

    immediate drama.
    A lorry with a revolving drum filled with liquid concrete had arrived on the site and

    was backing slowly towards the plywood square. It stopped and there was an agonising wait

    while the driver climbed down from the cab and lit a cigarette. Another man, evidently the

    foreman, came out of a wooden hut and wandered across to the lorry and presently a little

    group was gathered round the hole. Wilt got up from his desk and went over to the window. Why

    the hell didn’t they get a move on? Finally the driver got back into his cab and two men

    removed the plywood. The foreman signalled to the driver. The chute for the concrete was

    swung into position. Another signal. The drums began to tilt. The concrete was coming.

    Wilt watched as it began to pour down the chute and just at that moment the foreman looked

    down the hole. So did one of the workmen. The next instant all hell had broken loose. There

    were frantic signals and shouts from the foreman. Through the window Wilt watched the open

    mouths and the gesticulations but still the concrete came. Wilt shut his eyes and

    shuddered. They had found that fucking doll.
    Outside on the building site the, air was chick with misunderstanding.
    ‘What’s that? I’m pouring as fast as I can.’ shouted the driver, misconstruing the

    frenzied signals of the foreman. He pulled the lever still further and the concrete flood

    increased. The next moment he was aware that he had made some sort of mistake. The foreman

    was wrenching at the door of the cab and screaming blue murder.
    ‘Stop, for God’s sake stop,’ he shouted. ‘There’s a woman down

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