she announced, snapping her fingers. âMiss Lambardâs letter! Work backward! We need to go back to my beginnings! And that means . . . we need to speak to the only person I know who might be able to tell me something . . . Madam Skratch. Prepare yourself, Pickle. Weâre going to have to go back to the Institute for Woeful Children!â
Pickle did his best not to look startled, but the thought of returning to that dark, forbidding place made him very nervous. So he made an involuntary smell. Just to register his feelings on the matter.
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The Valiant was peculiarly quiet that morning, but then it was a Sunday, when there were no shows. Thankfully Barbu DâAnvers and his cronies were nowhere to be seen, leaving Theodore to conduct his investigations in a bit of peace.
âI can assure you I had nothing to do with it!â protested Baron von Worms as Inspector Lemone presented him with the potentially troublesome insurance policy.
âItâs there in black and white!â pressed the Inspector, tapping the policy with his finger. âIn the event of unnatural deaths, you stand to make a fortune! Now wiggle your way out of that one!â
Wilma was impressed. It was almost as if Inspector Lemone knew what he was doing and he did look really rather pleased with himself. Heâd never solved a case without Goodman before, but there was always a first time and this was obviously it!
Theodore, who had let his friend take the lead, tapped some rosemary tobacco into his pipe and sat down on the tea crate in front of the Baronâs makeshift desk. âHow many people knew about this policy, Baron?â he asked gently.
âNobody!â blustered the Baron, breaking out into an uncomfortable sweat. âAlthough the document was in my office. I suppose someone could have snuck in and read it, though I usually locked the door . . . But I didnât kill Sabbatica or Sylvester, Mr. Goodman!You have to believe me!â
âA pretty tale!â shouted the Inspector, rising to his part. âNothing but flimflam and gobbledygook! I ought to clap you in irons this very instant!â
âThat will do, Inspector,â said Theodore calmly, raising his pipe to his mouth and lighting it.
âItâs a standard clause in any theatrical insurance policy!â wailed the Baron, looking increasingly frantic.
âBut you must concede that it looks very bad for you. Very bad indeed,â reasoned Theodore, standing. âHowever, our inquiries are still ongoing. Itâs not impossible that someone is trying to use this against you. Obviously we shall have to see your bank records, Baron. It still really could be anyone.â
âWell, I wish youâd said,â mumbled the Inspector with a small pout. âGot myself all worked up. Thought Iâd cracked it.â
âOh, I fear thereâs a long way to go before we crack this case, Inspector,â replied Theodore, giving his friend an encouraging pat on the shoulder.
âThere!â declared a voice from the corridor behind them. âYou heard it from the man himself! He hasnât got the first clue what heâs doing!â
Theodore frowned and peered into the dimly lit passageway. A group of people scribbling furiously on notepads were being led by Barbu DâAnvers, who was strolling toward the detective with an evil smirk on his face, Janty close behind. âMembers of the Cooper press, Theodore,â he announced with a grand sweep of his arm. âTheyâve come for an update on the latest goings-on at the Stage of Death! Iâm sure theyâll pay particular note to the fact that you are getting nowhere with this case . . .â
Theodoreâs jaw set tight. âThatâs not what I said, Barbu, and you know it.â
âLah-dee-dah,â trilled the tiny villain with a twirl of his cane. âHave you captured the perpetrator of these foul deeds? I think not. Ladies
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