Jesus . . . wait a minute. You canât French-kiss a person at a funeral. You just canât. In fact, I donât want to go out with a guy who would try to French-kiss a girl at a funeral. Itâs remarkably inappropriate. I donât care what Suz thinks.
But then Grant pulled away slightly and looked at his watch. He frowned and stepped back. âDamn.â
Hey! Wait a minute. Whatâs up with that? Flooded with disappointment, Hayley narrowed her eyes and gazed at him suspiciously. If she hadnât already made it to third base with him, sheâd have to accuse him of being a tease.
Grant didnât seem to be put off by her expression. He pulled his wallet out of his back pocket and removed two business cards. Handing them both to her he said, âI have to go. Can I get a contact number?â
Can I get a contact number? Could he possibly have picked a more unromantic way to ask for her phone number?
Hayley fished around in the bottom of her purse and pulled out a pencil. She wrote her phone number on one of the cards and handed it back to him without a word.
âIâm glad we cleared everything up. Iâll see you around.â Then he turned and walked out of the courtyard to the street.
Hayley watched him leave and then pressed two fingers to her forehead above her right eye, where a throbbing pain was just now gaining some steam. If she werenât so confused, sheâd be certain she was supposed to feel pathetic.
Somebodyâs elbow dug into her side. Hayley turned and could only roll her eyes at the sight of Suz tucking her shirt back into her jeans.
âThat looked promising,â Suz said enthusiastically.
Hayley shook her head, miserable. âMistakes were made. Iâm not exactly sure what happened, but I have reason to believe that, between our first meeting and just now, he thinks Iâm a politely deranged nymphomaniac with murderous instincts.â She ran her fingers through the choppy strands of hair heâd ruffled up. âIt wasnât the effect I was going for. I donât know if he wants my phone number for a date or for a future police interview.â
Suz grinned. âJust like Audra said, âmurder and sexual intrigue.â Iâm impressed.â
Hayley groaned. âBe serious. I needed you. I really needed you.I didnât ask him out and I got nervous and I looked for you but you werenât there and I started babbling and now I donât know if heâs attracted to me or what.â
Suz looked at Hayley askance and put her arm around her friendâs shoulders. âYouâre serious, arenât you? You didnât ask him?â
Hayley shrugged and kicked the toe of her shoe against the ground.
Hands on her hips, Suz gaped at Hayley. âBut you said you were ready. We went to the Beer Garden, you came out all empowered and stuff, and you said you were ready! And he asked for your phone number.â
She snatched the business card from Hayleyâs hand and peered at it. âOh, geez. And he gave you his phone number. How much more obvious did you want the poor guy to be?â
âIt wasnât obvious,â Hayley said sullenly. âHe said âcontact number,â not âphone number.â And thatâs his office contact number, not his personal phone number on his business card, and since I havenât the faintest idea as to whether he gave it to me for business or personal reasons, itâs not going to do me any good.â
âAudraâs going to have a field day with this.â Suz sighed. âLetâs just look on the bright side. He gave you his card and if you want, you can use Fred as an excuse to go down to the police station and talk to him.â
âAre you nuts? I canât just prance into the police station and proposition him. Thereâs no way I would do that. No possible way.â
In a strained voice that sounded suspiciously like
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