man,’ calls Lally. ‘I’m only funnin.’ I let his words thud lonely on the rug behind me.
‘Wow, Nancie must’ve bought a new fridge,’ says Leona as I reach the hall. She’s good that way, Leona, how she keeps things moving along. I guess all these ole fakes are good that way, with their fucken pre-programmed coos and sighs and bullshit. One learning you should know: ladies like this can’t deal with silence.
I lock my bedroom door and stand still on the other side, scanning the empty holes Vaine Gurie left in my mess. My disc player is still here, with a few discs around it. I grab an ole Johnny Paycheck compilation and load it, cranking the volume way up. Clothes fly out of the closet into my Nike backpack. Even a jacket flies in, because you never know how long I’ll be gone. My address book and my daddy’s Stetson hat materialize from on top of the Nike box in the closet. I spy an ole birthday card from Mom amongst my chattels, with dumb-looking puppy-dogs on it. It brings a wave of sadness, but it won’t stop me.
When I’m all packed, I pause to listen at the door, mapping the voices in the living room. ‘Hell no,’ says George, from her usual chair. ‘Nancie’s still running on Hank’s insurance.’
‘Well I don’t know why they hem and haw about my Tyler’s payout,’ says Mom. She’s on her way back to the kitchen for cake, you can tell. ‘I mean, it’s been nearly a year.’
‘Honey - they need a body, you know that,’ says George.
I grab my pack, heave up the bedroom window, and jump out into the shady lea of the house. It’s directly in line with Mrs Lechuga’s window across the street, but her drapes are still pulled tight, and the media hangs mostly on the driveway side. I carefully pull down the window behind me, then run under the biggest willow, to the back fence. Who lives on the other side is a wealthy couple; at least their house is painted wealthy. It means they spend less time spying through their screen, not like Mrs Porter. Wealth makes you less nosey, in case you didn’t know. I climb over the fence, scare a hiss out of their cat on the other side, and scoot across their lawn to Arsenio Trace, the last street on this side of town. Everything’s calm, except for some loser selling watermelon at the dead end of the road. I turn away from him, pulling the hat brim low over my forehead, and lope toward town, real normal, even with a new kind of limp I invent to the tune of sprinklers along the way, ‘Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, fsk, fsk, fsk.’
Martirio’s cluster of four-story buildings appears up ahead; the road turns to concrete in their honor. A crowd gathers in front of the Seldome Motel, must be to catch a glimpse of some network stars. I hear Brian Gumball is down here, doing a live show. I ain’t stopping to check, though. Food stalls sizzle at the side of the motel, but I content myself with the thought of enchiladas when I get over the border. I guess Taylor likes enchiladas, not that I ever asked her. It’s one of the things I should’ve asked her, but never did. Tsk. It bums me to think how few things Taylor has actually said to my face; like, maybe twenty-nine words, in my whole fucken life. Eighteen of those were in the same sentence. A TV scientist wouldn’t give great odds of a college girl running away in the heat of the moment with a fifteen-year-old slimeball like me, not after a relationship spanning twenty-nine words. But that’s fucken TV scientists for you. Next thing they’ll be telling you not to eat meat.
Willard Down’s used-car lot shimmers on the corner of Gurie Street, looking faded since he cancelled his ‘Down’s Syndrome - Prices Down!’ campaign. He cancelled it on account of little Delroy Gurie. A flash of red catches my eye at the back of the lot. It’s Lally’s van, with a seventeen-hundred-dollar tag on the windscreen. Then, next thing you know, Fate puts Vaine Gurie in the Pizza Hut opposite my bank. She sits by the
‘Wow, Nancie must’ve bought a new fridge,’ says Leona as I reach the hall. She’s good that way, Leona, how she keeps things moving along. I guess all these ole fakes are good that way, with their fucken pre-programmed coos and sighs and bullshit. One learning you should know: ladies like this can’t deal with silence.
I lock my bedroom door and stand still on the other side, scanning the empty holes Vaine Gurie left in my mess. My disc player is still here, with a few discs around it. I grab an ole Johnny Paycheck compilation and load it, cranking the volume way up. Clothes fly out of the closet into my Nike backpack. Even a jacket flies in, because you never know how long I’ll be gone. My address book and my daddy’s Stetson hat materialize from on top of the Nike box in the closet. I spy an ole birthday card from Mom amongst my chattels, with dumb-looking puppy-dogs on it. It brings a wave of sadness, but it won’t stop me.
When I’m all packed, I pause to listen at the door, mapping the voices in the living room. ‘Hell no,’ says George, from her usual chair. ‘Nancie’s still running on Hank’s insurance.’
‘Well I don’t know why they hem and haw about my Tyler’s payout,’ says Mom. She’s on her way back to the kitchen for cake, you can tell. ‘I mean, it’s been nearly a year.’
‘Honey - they need a body, you know that,’ says George.
I grab my pack, heave up the bedroom window, and jump out into the shady lea of the house. It’s directly in line with Mrs Lechuga’s window across the street, but her drapes are still pulled tight, and the media hangs mostly on the driveway side. I carefully pull down the window behind me, then run under the biggest willow, to the back fence. Who lives on the other side is a wealthy couple; at least their house is painted wealthy. It means they spend less time spying through their screen, not like Mrs Porter. Wealth makes you less nosey, in case you didn’t know. I climb over the fence, scare a hiss out of their cat on the other side, and scoot across their lawn to Arsenio Trace, the last street on this side of town. Everything’s calm, except for some loser selling watermelon at the dead end of the road. I turn away from him, pulling the hat brim low over my forehead, and lope toward town, real normal, even with a new kind of limp I invent to the tune of sprinklers along the way, ‘Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, fsk, fsk, fsk.’
Martirio’s cluster of four-story buildings appears up ahead; the road turns to concrete in their honor. A crowd gathers in front of the Seldome Motel, must be to catch a glimpse of some network stars. I hear Brian Gumball is down here, doing a live show. I ain’t stopping to check, though. Food stalls sizzle at the side of the motel, but I content myself with the thought of enchiladas when I get over the border. I guess Taylor likes enchiladas, not that I ever asked her. It’s one of the things I should’ve asked her, but never did. Tsk. It bums me to think how few things Taylor has actually said to my face; like, maybe twenty-nine words, in my whole fucken life. Eighteen of those were in the same sentence. A TV scientist wouldn’t give great odds of a college girl running away in the heat of the moment with a fifteen-year-old slimeball like me, not after a relationship spanning twenty-nine words. But that’s fucken TV scientists for you. Next thing they’ll be telling you not to eat meat.
Willard Down’s used-car lot shimmers on the corner of Gurie Street, looking faded since he cancelled his ‘Down’s Syndrome - Prices Down!’ campaign. He cancelled it on account of little Delroy Gurie. A flash of red catches my eye at the back of the lot. It’s Lally’s van, with a seventeen-hundred-dollar tag on the windscreen. Then, next thing you know, Fate puts Vaine Gurie in the Pizza Hut opposite my bank. She sits by the
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