the hospital. Dad didnât get back until breakfast and then he gave Connie a big hug, Granny a big hug and, when the postman knocked at the door, he very nearly gave him a big hug, too.
âItâs twins!â he said, as if it was a big surprise. âA lovely little boy and a lovely little girl. Charles and Claire â a perfect pair!â
âIâm Connie alone. One on my own,â Connie muttered.
âWhatâs that, Connie?â said Dad. âYou want to see your little brother and sister, eh? Granny will meet you after school and take you to the hospital.â
It was good fun at school showing off about the twins. Connie told Karen and all her friends; then she told the teacher and was allowed to write on the blackboard: CONNIE HAS A NEW BABY SISTER AND BROTHER. She did a picture of them too, with pink chalk and yellow for their curls. She wasnât sure what they looked like yet but all babies looked more or less the same, didnât they?
She got a shock when Granny took her to the hospital. There was Mum lying back in her bed, little again and looking very happy. There were two cots at the end of Mumâs bed and there was a baby in each cot.
âOh, arenât they sweet!â Granny cooed. âOh, what perfect little pets. The pretty little darlings!â
Connie didnât think the twins looked sweet or perfect or pretty. They were certainly little. Much smaller than sheâd expected. Tiny weeny wizened little creatures. They didnât look a bit like Karenâs baby sister Susie. They didnât even have any hair. Not one curl between them. They were as bald as Connieâs grandpa â and much uglier.
âArenât you lucky to have such a lovely baby brother and sister, Connie?â said Granny.
Connie didnât feel lucky at all.
3. Wailing Whimpers
It got worse when Mum and the twins came home from the hospital. Granny and Grandpa and all sorts of aunties and assorted friends and neighbours came crowding into the house, too. They pushed past Connie, barely giving her a nod. They rushed over to the twins and then they started gurgling and giggling and goo-goo-gooing. (Not the twins. Granny and Grandpa and all the aunties and assorted friends and neighbours gurgled and giggled and goo-goo-gooed.)
The twins didnât respond. Sometimes they slept through all this attention. Most of the time they whimpered and wailed. For such tiny little creatures they could make an immensely loud noise.
âHark at them exercising those little lungs,â said Granny, knitting busily.
She was knitting a tiny pink teddy bear jumper for Claire and a tiny blue teddy bear jumper for Charles. She didnât seem to have time to make a new teddy bear jumper for Connie even though Connie had explained that her old teddy bear jumper had never been the same since the mishap with Karenâs sister, Susie.
âIâd rather like a pink teddy bear jumper,â said Connie. âOr would I like blue better? I know! How about pink and blue striped. With a yellow teddy bear.â
âWhatâs that, dear?â said Granny vaguely. âI canât quite hear you.â
âBecause the twins are making such a racket,â Connie said, sourly. âTheyâre giving me a headache.â
âItâs just their way of saying hello,â said Granny.
âI wish theyâd say bye-bye,â said Connie.
âOoh dear,â said Granny, pulling a silly face. âSomeoneâs nose has been put out of joint by the twins. I think our Connieâs gone a bit green-eyed.â
Granny often used odd expressions that Connie didnât understand. Connie went upstairs to the bathroom to give her face a quick check. When she came downstairs again Granny was still talking about her.
âItâs just as well the twins have come along. Connieâs a dear little girl but she can be a bit of a madam at times.â
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